JOHN's definitions

jizz queen

a female human being who enjoys ingesting spermatozoa from humans or other animals.

"jennifer lopez is an admitted jizz queen."

by john March 16, 2003

RadioChild

Nickname for a huge Widespread Panic fan. Similar to spreadheads, but radiochildren bathe. RadioChildren are more like corporate hippies who appreciate good music yet have a goal in life.

Sam is a radiochild who never misses a panic show.

by John March 1, 2005

Adopt A Highway

The greatest rock band ever

Are you going to the Adopt A Highway concert tonight?

by John October 17, 2004

timesing

1. To multiply by
2. To let time fly

1. You normally have to take 2 and timesing it by 3

2. Wow, it's timesing by!

by John January 20, 2005

biscut

A game in which a group of guys circles around a biscut and masturbates. The last guy to ejaculate, must eat the biscut.

Biscut! Biscut! Biscut!

by John February 11, 2004

Jevin

A hustler who smokes dank baut sells mid's for the price of dank
he has mad hos and keeps them on the DL

A guy goes and steals someones weed and sell them the sme shit back that's a jevin

that jevin took ur ho tree and money

by John February 24, 2004

oh hells no

Definite no

Aqua'netta: is that bitch wearing my dress. oh hells no. i will fuck that bitch up.

by John March 9, 2003