JOHN's definitions

UAFF

noun, an American organization who sympathizes with the IRA, Sinn Fein, and the Republicans. Created in the year 1999, they plan to fight along side with the IRA, and drive the Brits out of Ireland forever.

Ulster American Freedom Fighters

by john November 30, 2004

TOTM

Acronym for "Time of the Month" ... used when you want to complain about a girl's mood, while doing do in a manner that she does not necessarily understand..

"Why the fuck is Claudia so pissed off lately?"

"Totm"

by John March 30, 2003

skeet

Adj. -describes something smaller than normal. Often used when someone is unsatisfied with the amount of reefer they have.

1. I gave Jim $100 for an OZ, but all I got was this skeet dime bag.

2. All I have is this skeet spliff, but it's dro so it should still get us blitzed.

by John February 4, 2005

rafita

A person who commits "rafaeladas"

connect PS2 device to AT port

by John March 16, 2005

Peen Cut

One a person has a san diego bowl cut, That is off kilter that makes his head look like a penis. AkA the lloyd christmas

Guy walks in your classroom. Jason "damn look at that peeeen cut!"

by John January 24, 2005

trafting

when one inserts a small rodent into ones anus for pleasure

Using a paper towel tube to insert/penetrate the anal canal with a living specimen.

by John August 25, 2003

funky gibbon

To react wildly with much waving of arms. Derived from the Goodies song/dance

I was only 15 minutes late for the meeting and the boss did a total Funky Gibbon in front of everyone

by John August 14, 2003