JOHN's definitions

ziiing

Glorious dictatorship, involving ninjas, and kittens.


www.ziiing.com

Ahh we have a ziiing upon us.

by John March 23, 2004

isaacliu

A person who backs up into a dumpster.

Oh man, my insurance went up because I was an isaacliu and backed up into a dumpster.

by John September 1, 2004

woq

woq- The result of a male erection.

John saw Jenna and had a woq.

by John May 13, 2005

luxor

to be very lucky

that noob is luxor

by john February 18, 2003

mansonite

A self-proclaimed moron who labels themselves "goth", and listens to MTV-friendly forced angst crap like Korn and predominantly Marylin Manson. They have no idea of where "goth" music evolved before it was corrupted by Hot Topic chains, and do not know who the Bauhaus, Das Ich, etc. are.
Insulting term used among intelligent people.

I fucking hate those mallpunk mansonites.

by John September 5, 2003

Xanga

An online journal or diary like Weblog, My-diary, Livejournal, etc., etc.. People post as they would in an actual journal or diary.

I write stupid stereotypes on urbandictionary about people who have xanga; except I know all this because I...
A) Actually have one and actively maintain the page on a daily basis.
B) Have no life of my own and scan other peoples depressing pages so that I don't feel like my life sucks worse
C) Am just pissed because I tried to steal someone else's HTML and couldn't quite figure out how to insert it into my own code and the page quit working.

by John December 11, 2003

Quizno

1. A Delicious Oven Toasted Sub
2. The marks left in a toilet after flushing a crap
3. A Big Jerk

Whos the quizno that left the quizno in the toilet.

by John March 10, 2005