JOHN's definitions

club

A way of purchasing a meal at a college campus dining hall.

Yo Derrel...lemme club this shit!

by John January 12, 2005

dubber nunkey

one who who acts like a stupid faget cock to show off, but only looks like a little bitch, especially in front of women.

Mike's acting like a dubber nunkey now that ya girl walked in the room

by john November 26, 2003

hizzy

house
center of power
the place you call home

abercrobmie humor shirt
with photo of US Capitol dome and the
words "Take it to the Hizzy"

by john July 11, 2004

mackem

One of the saddest, most idiotic and pathetic people ever to have walked the earth, the mackem still harps on about 2-1 victories over their far more illustrious and infinitely cleaner neighbours. The average mackem is obsessed with Newcastle and has a mouth the size of the tyne tunnel, which is unfortunate since being relegated as the worst team in Premiership history should have been the catalyst for keeping the aformentioned big mouth FIRMLY SHUT

that streaker is a thick mackem wanker

by John November 18, 2003

idiot

anyone who doesn't know what idiot means is probably an idiot

I'm such an idiot, I screwed up my relationship with the girl I liked.

by John March 27, 2005

robbing the grave

Someone who dates a person more than 5 years older than them

That guy is robbing the grave! He is 19 and she is 32!

by John May 25, 2004

daisy chaining

when (usually boys in private schools) gather round and toss each other off

up for a bit off daisy chaining??

by john May 14, 2003