JOHN's definitions

The Impossibles

A fantastic ska band from Austin, Texas. They were among the first bands to experiment with the new sound that bands like Coheed and Cambria, Mock Orange, Modest Mouse, Ozma, and Sparta. They were as influental and important as it gets.

No one will match the ska-tastic sound of The Impossibles.
-Rory Allen Phillips

by John February 18, 2005

used tampons

A western delicacy consisting of two burritos (any kind) coated with bar b que sauce.

For lunch at work today I ate a couple of used tampons.

by John April 25, 2005

dfwm

(Acronym) "Don't fuck with me." First used circa 2004 by John J Raven and friends.

As a threat: dfwm buddy!
In response to a statement made by someone who is trying to kid you: "Hey man, I won the lottery today!" "dfwm"
In response to any statement made by anyone at any time. "Hey, how are you?" "dfwm"

by john October 31, 2004

paperclip

People Against People Ever Re-Enlisting, Civilian Life Is Preferred. It's use is for anyone who is fed up with serving in the Armed Forces and is getting out of the term of service. Commonly mostly used in the navy for annoying "Khakis"(aka officers/chiefs). Persons who are looking to get out wear one on there uniform to display there disgruntlment.

Bobby where did you put your "paperclip" on your uniform?

by John April 5, 2005

rubbus

the seeds and stems (basically the unsmokables) in your herb

there is a lot of rubbus in this sack of weed

by john April 27, 2003

Schnobbler

one who shnobbles

Oh, now what the hell did u do?! You stupid schnobbler, how are we supposed to milk the cow now?!

by John November 28, 2003

krotch gobblin

One who is gay and/or practices gayness.

Dude, you're a krotch gobblin.

by John December 3, 2003