JOHN's definitions

Tango Yankee

thank you. Etymology: "tango" is radio dispatcher code for the letter T, and "yankee" is radio dispatcher code for the letter "Y."

"tango Yankee, i really like these socks you gave me"

by John May 14, 2004

Scorched Earth Policy

To make it a practice to refuse to give oral sex to all women who do not completely shave, wax, or through some other manner remove all of their pubic hair.

"Jill wanted me to go down on her but she had a landing strip down there and I have a strict Scorched Earth Policy"

by John September 15, 2004

suck wind

to be out of breath because of running so you are breathing heavily

The running back was sucking wind after his 86 yard touchdown run because he was out of shape.

by John November 16, 2004

capital

essential to success; see key

Joe: I brought 4 cases of beer.
Nick: Capital.

by John March 8, 2004

Dave Mustaine

The man behind Megadeth. Formed Megadeth after he was kicked out of Metallica for drug abuse. He was both the lead guitarist and lead vocalist of Megadeth, until he injured the nerves in his arm and Megadeth disbanded without him.

Dave Mustaine is a great thrash guitarist and a "born-again christian".

by John July 16, 2008

Ike

v. - To hit a woman in the mouth (i.e. Ike Turner) short for "Ike in the jib"

"Bob's girlfriend cheated on him now he's walkin around like he wants to Ike a bitch."

by John September 15, 2004

Lipids

Lipids simply means fat, or an overweight person.

Man, that girl sure has MAJOR lipids!

by John November 23, 2004