JOHN's definitions

3rdyearece

these guys are serious muppets

what are them muppets doing in our lab

Whats wrong with that muppet

by john November 27, 2003

schnouz

A moronic idiot who doesnt know what the hell your talking about unless he/she is looking at you

I threw the schnouz out the window after he exhausted the last of my pacients.

by John January 10, 2005

campione

To fondle a girl in a high school bathroom, usally without her concent...more often than not leads to imprisonment, originated at Amherst High in Buffalo, NY.

Yo, did you here that Scott campioned that chick today? Yeaah man, hes goin to jail.

by John October 26, 2004

markass trick

a homosexual that sell his or her self for money

Hey!Seyha you markass trick go back to your corner and make me some money!

by john October 3, 2004

capoeira

a Brazilian martial art

"I know Capoeira"

by john March 27, 2004

blrack

(adj) 1. very very fuckin hot. 2. crazy as a tree.

President Palmer is freakin blrack, man!

by John April 25, 2005

Torzak

Anti Squirrel Coalition member with the rank of Field Marshall, responsible for operations in Virginia as well as North and South Carolina. Considered an extremist by some, freedom fighter by others, his policies have made it clear that squirrelss must go.

It is rumored that he broke with the ASC in 2001 and has set up his own command. His current whereabouts are unknown.

A pro-squirrel Canadian group once marched against the armies of Torzak... and got their asses kicked.

by John February 8, 2004