tool

1. One who tries too hard to fit in.
2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him.
3. One who is used by others without realizing it.
4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of.
5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions.
6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.
1,6. "Joan is such a tool, I can't believe she thinks she'd fit in at the Tool concert!"
2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about."
3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself."
4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool!"
5. "Guess what--I'm a tool!"
by John June 18, 2006
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brown ice

This is when the woman or man takes a shit, then freezes it in the freezer, then uses it as a dildo.
Sally is using the brown ice she has made over night.
by John July 05, 2006
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towny

local scum who hang around the railings wearing ill fitting tracksuits, one nike glove and one of them crap nike hats on top of their head. they mainly spend all day smoking and harassing passer bys. they also never attend school as they are little fuckers and make everyones lives a misery. townies are the scum of the earth and should all be killed theres no doubt about it. they waste there live inbreeding and robbing and trying to be black people, mainly gangster cunts.
the bingham railing crew who stand all day smoking and drinking whilst odeling passer bys for money and fags, then beat up people for no apparent reason but to impress each other
by john December 05, 2003
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jr5

fucking best player ever to play ss
newbie123> wtf just happend

newbie123 killed by jr5
by john May 29, 2004
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taht

a misspelling of "that" that no one bothers to correct. Commonly occurrs in instant messaging conversations
i never saw taht show i should watch it sometime...
by John February 02, 2004
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Hammerfest

Over the top beligerantly drunk, raising bottles two at a time, going balls deep hammering it home.
See Vespa's Grandfather.
by John July 03, 2004
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