JOHN's definitions

limp bizkit

one of the greatest nu-metal bands ever
good friends with korn
known for extremely explicit lyrics

limp bizkit is the shit!

by john March 24, 2003

The Johnzze Fund

(Tha`Jon`zee`Fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of sexual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned Johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.

i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"

"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"

"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"

1-800-I Need ASS

by John February 23, 2004

boof it

To smuggle something into prison via your anus.

Harry passed out after boofing in 2 cartons of cigs.

by John October 1, 2004

himbleniphobia

The fear of having a third nipple

Guy 1: "look at my himblenip"
Guy 2: "AHHHHHHHH!" (has himbleniphobia)

by John November 6, 2005

fankst

A combination of "fake" and "angst", denoting, thus, "fankst" - used to describe poseur angst that currently runs rampant in popular media.

A good example would be the lyrics of Linkin Park or all the worrying that the rich kids on the shows of the WB engage in.

"Dude, you have nothing to be sad about, so knock off the fankst."

by John May 14, 2005

Nails

Another way of saying "no"

G1- You want some yay
G2- Nails

by John December 10, 2003

washed

What one feels the day after getting completely stoned. One feels tired, lazy, and even the slightest movement requires immense effort due to the amount of tiredness. Some feel recurrences of their high when they're washed.

"dude, i cant go to her house, im waay too washed."

by John November 23, 2003