JOHN's definitions

nissan

1. In extremely innovative and ground breaking company that slowly began to (until recently) release boring, generic, water-downed, and de-tuned vehicles to North America.

2. A company; that despite tremendous enthusiasm and support, refuses to release outstanding vehicles such as the Skyline, Silvia, and GTi-R in North America.

Instead of the awesome sr20det powered Silvia, I'm stuck with this ka24de powered 240SX P.O.S.

by John September 1, 2004

shit nugget

Shit Nugget, American slang origin that means a delightfully splendid little ball of small and irregularly shaped piece of human feces, or a person who pisses you off to the extent that you would like to throw a small irregularly shaped piece of human feces at 90 mph. into their mouth lodging into their esophogus causing a sudden lack of oxygen to the brain and eventually bringing their heartrate to a halt, in which they fall over and cease to live.

I just got out of the stall, you have to come check out the shit nugget I left. It kind of looks like Bill Clinton if he were a Cosby.

Michael,Scott, and Keaton are fucking shitnuggets!

by John May 31, 2004

Cubic Female Dynamics

Scoring with three girls in one night.

Those three broads were fucking sleuths.

by John January 24, 2004

frumpy

A sexual act often confused with the grumpkin, where the male gives anal sex for such an extended period of time. Then when the penis is removed the loosened bowels spill out after a tap on the stomach

David gave a frumpy to jason and let the bowel spill in his mouth

by john September 5, 2003

archi

College student enrolled in an Architecture program. Archi(tect).

Student 1: John never gets any sleep.
Student 2: What do you expect, he's an archi.

by John April 24, 2005

slam my dick in the dirt

The ultimate insult. To insult one's manhood.

Man she was harsh, she slammed my dick in the dirt.

by John March 14, 2005

Dooglits

Big Boobs

Who she got some dooglits

by John November 13, 2003