JOHN's definitions

yizzer

Snoop Doggs word for yes

"Are you going to the club tonite"
"yizzer"

by John May 13, 2005

cooter

pussy, vagina, a sex organ, hopefully unhairy

my mom asked me why i shaved my cooter.

by john May 13, 2005

hair job

the best thing ever thought of by a human being.

She wrapped her very long, soft, sensuous hair around my cock and stroked me until I went straight to heaven.

by john May 13, 2005

asschap

the burning red ring that occurs around your asspucker after eating the worst of worst spicy foods, after you have already shit 4 or 5 times.

OMG... i got the worst asschap from that mexican food last night!

by John May 13, 2005

glumpular

A card company founded in 1617 by one british and another half british male humans.

dude i just got my new Glumpular cards!!!!

by John May 13, 2005

Pachuka

A thin stick like instrument used to clean resin/tar out of the cone piece of a bong.

Man, you got a pachuka? This billy is blocked...

by John May 13, 2005

woq

woq- The result of a male erection.

John saw Jenna and had a woq.

by John May 13, 2005