JOHN's definitions

unland

the standars measurement of fatness. used in relative to a math teacher who lives in california

:dude you're like 35 unlands fat.
:eea right your mom's like 3x as fatter as an elephant in unlands

by john January 19, 2004

grunties

female labia

would you mind if I touch your gruntie Cynthia?

by John January 28, 2004

mom

to stephany-alley

stephany:hi mom
alley:hello daughter

by john May 4, 2003

Thrash

A yahoo chatroom category that should not share rooms with punk and ska. In fact, none of those should mix in public. It's like dropping different kinds of large predatory cats in the same pit.

Go there and see for yourself. they just slag each other all day long.

by John November 25, 2003

Walrus

While getting head from a girl, punch her in the stomach as you are cumming, so it will come out of her nose and look like tusks.

Phil tried to beat me up after I gave his girlfriend a Walrus.

by John January 14, 2005

hair job

the best thing ever thought of by a human being.

She wrapped her very long, soft, sensuous hair around my cock and stroked me until I went straight to heaven.

by john May 13, 2005

glamazon

a tall beautiful woman, often a runway model.

Heidi Klum is a glamazon

by John March 6, 2003