JOHN's definitions

impostorphobia

The fear of being sus.

I feel sus. I have impostorphobia

by John June 17, 2021

John

a toilet

John: I took a fat **** in john yesterday.

by John December 13, 2019

Petunia

The name of Little Pete's left forearm tattoo from the television series "The Adventures of Pete & Pete," depicting a woman in a red dress. Is frequently made to "dance" by Little Pete.

Dance, Petunia, dance!

by John January 19, 2009

tea guzzling contest

A pissing contest among mathematicians.

Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!

Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.

by John January 13, 2009

leuk

"leuk" is originally dutch and can be used if something is okay and accepted (mostly following an interrogative sentence) or if something is great, awesome or superb.

"I really feel leuk today"

"That is a leuk idea"

"Let go to the movies to see the new one with Tom Hanks" - "Leuk."

by John September 2, 2008

ipampilash

Internet slang for 'I piss a my pants I laugh a so hard'. Created by Dino.

User 1: Sarah Jessica Parker looks so much like a horse that I wonder if she eats hay.

User 2: ipampilash!!!@1!

by John July 24, 2008

Dave Mustaine

The man behind Megadeth. Formed Megadeth after he was kicked out of Metallica for drug abuse. He was both the lead guitarist and lead vocalist of Megadeth, until he injured the nerves in his arm and Megadeth disbanded without him.

Dave Mustaine is a great thrash guitarist and a "born-again christian".

by John July 16, 2008