JOHN's definitions

hergatt

Mother and children molester. Also means Super Homo. Look up word Salad Tosser

self explanitory

by john July 15, 2003

hurricane

Its 40 oz, has twice as much alcohol per volume as most beers, and sells for around $2.

Brace for the smooth taste- hurricane

by John January 22, 2005

Scrub

A newbie; a person who is an idiot; has idiotic qualities; something that one did that was laughable, or newbieish (n00bish).

Nick, that kid is such a scrub.
Andy and Mark are wicked scrubs.

Dude, that clan is so scrub.
That game is scrub.

by John April 28, 2004

ventriliquist

While fucking a girl in the ass a guy picks up a heavy, blunt object and hits her in the back of the head, rendering her unconcious. He then grabs her hair, stands up with her still on his dick, and walks around the room speaking and moving her head like a dummy

Dude, my wife told me to quit drinking or else she would leave me, so I gave her the ventriliquist last night.

by John April 20, 2005

Georgette (plural : Georgetted)

To 'georgette', is to take ultimate and humiliating revenge on those who have crossed your path.

Suzy slept with Brad, so I smashed her face into a bloody pulp with an ashtray - I totally georgetted her!"

"If you ever touch me while I sleep again, I shall georgette you, daddy"

by John May 2, 2004

fag hag

The term fag-hag stretches from women who simply enjoy the company of gay men, to those who fall in love with gay men, and even those who try to “Convert” gay men into straight men. There are even situations in which Straight Women and Gay Men marry and live happy lives together.

Friendship: Maria (hetero) likes to be with Tom (gay) all the time. They are "Safe" because each party knows that the relationship is just friendship. She is a fag hag.

Love: Sarah usually falls in love with gay men. She is a fag hag.

Converters: Pat is always annoying Mike to convert and become hetero. Mike is very pissed off. She is a fag hag.

by John January 8, 2004

Nahu

Of or relating to homosexuality;
An individual who prefers the company of the same sex;
An individual who has achieved a degree of failure which is incorrectable.

also see, faggot

Tony: Do you think that guy is gay?
Bob: Yea, he's a definite Nahu.

Robert: Is there any way I can raise my grade?
Teacher: I'm sorry, Robert, you're a Nahu.

by John May 22, 2003