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liver lips

lips belonging to a 3 footed moose who violently chews the noses off of it's victims. Yeah. very scary.
As Jessy walked through the crowd with her liver lips, many innocent people lost their noses.
by john May 2, 2003
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dnizle

a huge parakeet that lives in a cage and eats dog food
by john June 30, 2003
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Heisendate

When two people are out together, and one has romantic intentions but isn't sure that the other person does as well. The one with romantic intentions is afraid to ask the other person if he/she also has romantic intentions, because the other person might clarify that he/she DOESN'T. And that would lead to an awkward situation.

The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word date.
I thought I was getting somewhere with Jennifer last night, but it turns out it was just a Heisendate.
by John April 7, 2004
mugGet the Heisendatemug.

bizneeautch

an evolution of 'bitch'
at first, the word was bitch. then, in the '90s, the gangster folk became popular and started saying "beeyatch"
which soon turned into byatch, then, the final phaze, bizneeautch
you are a bizneeautch.
by john October 10, 2004
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turtle dick

1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.
person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?
by john November 19, 2004
mugGet the turtle dickmug.

maika

sex god with biggest penis in the world
women can not keep their hands off him and like the screaming orgasms they get while with him
women wish their men were more like maika
by john May 24, 2004
mugGet the maikamug.

RSX

An entry level Acura. Replacing the Integra name plate in the US in 2002. Comes in two trims, base and Type S. The Type S has 40 more HP over the base giving it 200hp, 6 speed transmission, sportier suspention, leather seats, and a Bose sound system. Hailed by popular car magazines and tuner magazines alike. The RSX is still called the Honda Integra in Japan.
I was passed by and RSX today.
by John November 15, 2003
mugGet the RSXmug.

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