JOHN's definitions

book

to handcuff someone

book him

by john March 24, 2003

Pachuka

A thin stick like instrument used to clean resin/tar out of the cone piece of a bong.

Man, you got a pachuka? This billy is blocked...

by John May 13, 2005

iraqistan

A group of people made of mainly Iraqis and Afghanistans. They have the cunning terroism of Afghans and the opressive domminance of the Iraqis.

"A Pretzel was an Iraqistan"

by John March 22, 2003

Pumpkin Beast

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.

Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!

by John May 13, 2005

putwar

reference to a vagina

1.Dan, you are such a putwar.
2.Damn it smells like putwar in this place.

by john May 13, 2005

Rock

A verb meaning "to wear"

Yo, quit rockin' my shit and get your own style.

by John November 27, 2003

Sweden

the country that is continuously being joked about by danes, norwegians and finns alike!

sweden= cheap knockoff of other scandi countries

by John May 13, 2005