A silly noob who has no life and plays warcraft 3 all day. works out and is trying to get strong so he can get his dream girl. masturbates a lot.
by john August 4, 2004
Get the wellis mug.1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.
2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.
2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.
"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"
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Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"
Woman: "No."
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Woman: "Have you found the problem?"
OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."
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Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"
Woman: "Why?"
Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."
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Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"
Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"
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Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"
Woman: "No."
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Woman: "Have you found the problem?"
OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."
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Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"
Woman: "Why?"
Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."
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Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"
Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"
by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009
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by Preluder August 20, 2006
Get the snack wells mug.When something important happens but all video or photo evidence is awful quality. This saying started when a video of louis tomlinson and harry styles at a bar in Wellington, New Zealand was posted where louis can be heard shouting "BOYFRIEND" and maybe leaning in about to kiss harry but harry turns louis around and points out the fans to him. The video can be found online when you search up 'Wellington Larry' .
"Harry Styles wore glasses last night and y'all decide to take pictures on a potato"
"Wellington curse strikes again"
"Wellington curse strikes again"
by Cube.shit October 4, 2017
Get the wellington curse mug.A term to describe the sentiments of those who realize the future predicted in George Orwell's famous novel, "1984," has come to fruition, and there's essentially nothing that can be done to remedy it.
NPC news fired him for being a bigot, and he didn't even apologize on social media. "Yeah, he's just an 'Oh-Wellian' bigot, and realizes that an apology is futile.
Friend 1: "Wow, you're alt-right for not wanting children to have dildos in the classroom. I don't recognize you anymore. Never text me again." Friend 2: "Dang, this is certainly an Oh-Wellian moment for me, but I wish you the best in life. Take care."
Friend 1: "Wow, you're alt-right for not wanting children to have dildos in the classroom. I don't recognize you anymore. Never text me again." Friend 2: "Dang, this is certainly an Oh-Wellian moment for me, but I wish you the best in life. Take care."
by LeaveSociety June 19, 2022
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Get the Brewsk Willis mug.The Willis Kwok Incident is a Chinese punk rock band that plays small clubs all over Chinatown - San Francisco. Their song "You doan know yah cah" hit the top 200 in mainland China in 2006.
Rawd: Hey Twist, you wanna go see The Willis Kwok Incident at Club MetroMix in China Town?
Twist: Yep..right after we get our eat on at Dottie's
Rawd: You think Emil would want to come?
Twist: Nah...he already planned to attend the Air Supply reunion concert.
Twist: Yep..right after we get our eat on at Dottie's
Rawd: You think Emil would want to come?
Twist: Nah...he already planned to attend the Air Supply reunion concert.
by Willis Kwok October 16, 2012
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