tremode

One who is pathetically lazy and unmotivated to the point that they wear sweatpants and velcro shoes for the majority of their days.

Did you see that tremode? He looked like he gave up on life so long ago that they're ready to give him a lifetime subscription to Lazyasses.com

by John April 29, 2004

fmc

Acronym for 'Fucking Massive Cunt' a fat woman with enough room for an army between her legs - highly offensive and highly smelly. AKA FMG - 'Fucking massive gash' (slightly nastier)

Fucking hell mate you didn't just erode your nob in that FMC's pit of eternal shame did you? Ugh.

by John March 20, 2005

Kwasi Emfumi

a dumb nigger, just like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

Kwasi Emfumi is a stupid nigger.

by John December 03, 2003

rot

vagina, pussy

I want to plant my tree in some rot.

by John March 18, 2004

motherland

motherland also known as russia the communist place where stalin the bastard ruled and killed 20 millions people oh well sucks for the Russians

John: Are you gay?
D-money: NO
John: Hey where are you from D-money?
D-money: I'm from the motherland
John: Oh So you MUST be gay then

by john May 13, 2005

The Surprise Poopie

Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!

God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"

by john March 04, 2004

sausage jockey

a man who rides the cock

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!

by john May 14, 2003