JOHN's definitions

Scorched Earth Policy

To make it a practice to refuse to give oral sex to all women who do not completely shave, wax, or through some other manner remove all of their pubic hair.

"Jill wanted me to go down on her but she had a landing strip down there and I have a strict Scorched Earth Policy"

by John September 15, 2004

of the hizzle

of the hook

of the hizzle fo' shizzle

by John August 5, 2003

chocolate city

chocolate city is a large city that has a predominantly black (african-american) population. georgians commonly refer to atlanta as 'chocolate city' because of white flight to the suburbs and the influx of minorities since the 1960s and 1970s. chocolate city also refers to the fact that most positions of power (mayor, police chief, etc.) are held by blacks.

even though i live in macon, i sometimes go to the chocolate city for fun. i can see a bulls game or go to the club.

by John December 7, 2003

cuntress

a female who MAY look and certainly act's like their shit don't stink,have the personality of a lawn mower, and are the biggest bitch in the world. Their wardrobe often consists of burberry and gucci.

That girl isn't a cunt, she's a CUNTRESS

by John December 6, 2003

Goth/Gothic

An artistic individual. One who often has an appreciation for arts, literature, and philosophies. The basic principals stand on this, and virtually this alone. Clothing and music choice have no real effect, as this is more of a more enlightened lifestyle and way of viewing the world. They often don't care about what others think, and are the way they are to not be so easilt categorized.

In today's society, "goths" where black, listen to goth music, and are "depressed". These are false stereotypes. People who consider themselves goths, but only apply to these characteristics, are often called "mall goths", meaning fake goth.

That goth girl from my English class seems to be so anti-social, she doesn't even keep up with fashion...

by John January 7, 2004

A2O

Anal 2 oral, giving a girl ass loven, than getting oral sex after.

I got so wasted las night, I gave that bitch an A20.

by John February 11, 2005

Hoody Hoo

Used by roleplayers when excited or content/pleased

I Did it! I slew the swack iron dragon! Hoody hoo!!

by John September 13, 2003