JOHN's definitions

Bronzer

One who apply's a fake tan on her friend every week and is in denial about the lesbian tendencies that the chior implies.

Tracy lets go drinking!
I can't, I have to go Bronze Ally. If I don't do it every week she gets mad at me.

by john September 17, 2003

bum bum

anus, arse, ass, behind, backside, booty, bottom, bum, buns, butt, buttocks, can, derriere, dorsal, fanny, fundament, heinie, hindquarters, hind end, keister, posterior, prat, rear, rear end, rectum, rump, sphincter, stern, seat, tail, tail, tooshie, tuchus, tush

"Daddy, what do I do with this fudgesicle?" ... "Well, Jonny, you can stick it in your bum bum".

by john November 24, 2003

nooberta

a person who sucks at halo 2

I killed that frickin NOOBERTA

by john December 17, 2004

moose cock

an incredibly large man piece; similar to 'hung like a horse'

wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"

wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"

wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"

by john December 25, 2004

funhat

a single gay man

i am a funhat

by john April 27, 2004

plunk

Intercourse. The act of having sex.

That Nick McKenzie, you know, the one who lives on South Beach and drives an Audi TT.., anyway, he really loves to plunk gay men who hang out with his wife.

by John March 2, 2004

SNAZZYFIZZLE

Special way of saying bubbles... A Very special way.

I choked on the snazzyfizzle and died.

by John November 9, 2004