ging

A DTK (disease transmitted by kissing) started by the brothers Noel(strand A) and Bryn(strand B) Gingrich. Should you make out with them or anyone infected with the ging, you contract it yourself. The ging has currently spread all over north america and there are currently reports of it in Japan.

When lomo made out with bryn, she got the ging.

by john September 12, 2004

boof it

To smuggle something into prison via your anus.

Harry passed out after boofing in 2 cartons of cigs.

by John October 01, 2004

The Johnzze Fund

(Tha`Jon`zee`Fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of sexual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned Johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.

i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"

"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"

"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"

1-800-I Need ASS

by John February 23, 2004

LYSOL

Used after you sleep with someone with crabs

Man, I had to use Lysol when she left the next morning!

by John May 28, 2003

lie

What men do when they want to get laid.

I lied about the number of women I had slept with.

by John March 22, 2004

Evil

Another word for 'kinky'.

Oh my god you can be so evil sometimes.

by John December 26, 2004

The 909

"The inland empire" an area covering Riverside and San Bernadino counties in southern California, used derogatively by L.A. hipsters for anyone not from Los Angeles,

Ah man, I got to drive to the 909 to see my in laws this weekend.

by John March 06, 2003