JOHN's definitions

lie

What men do when they want to get laid.

I lied about the number of women I had slept with.

by John March 22, 2004

khan

An event or situation that is unpleasant or causes extreme distress.

Derived from Captain Kirk's famous yell of "Khaaaaaaaan!!!" in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

That sales meeting was totally khan.

by john February 23, 2004

dudley dort

the blackest person ever

god damnit dudley....how many times have i told u 2 put my tv down

by john January 19, 2004

DM

A beard. As in "Dennis Miller".

"That fellow's DM is pretty thick."

by John March 3, 2005

shermanator

your everyday geeky kid with thick facial hair, a big nose and thick glasses, and usually has bad b.o.

Oh my god! Look at the new kid! Hes a total Shermanator!

by John January 6, 2005

Iremongered

Being annoyed by one who makes stupid sounds and suggestions

That guy iremongered you

by John October 1, 2004

LYSOL

Used after you sleep with someone with crabs

Man, I had to use Lysol when she left the next morning!

by John May 28, 2003