JOHN's definitions

The Johnzze Fund

(Tha`Jon`zee`Fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of sexual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned Johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.

i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"

"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"

"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"

1-800-I Need ASS

by John February 23, 2004

fmc

Acronym for 'Fucking Massive Cunt' a fat woman with enough room for an army between her legs - highly offensive and highly smelly. AKA FMG - 'Fucking massive gash' (slightly nastier)

Fucking hell mate you didn't just erode your nob in that FMC's pit of eternal shame did you? Ugh.

by John March 20, 2005

throw down

A weapon carried by police officers so they can plant it on unarmed suspects they have killed. (noun)

When they found out the suspect was holding his wallet, not a pistol, the police used a "throw down" to make the shooting appear justified.

by john November 17, 2003

Fuckidoo

A word expressing shock, fear, slight pain, and or accidents

Oh Fuckidoo, That car almost hit us!

by John January 14, 2005

Metrosexual

n. a male that is straight (heterosexual) but appreciates the gay culture and gets in touch with his feminene side. (metro, metrosexuality)

Don't be trippin wit' Clay Aiken off a American IDol. He ain't gay, he a metrosexual.

by John November 1, 2003

rolling face

Taking Ecstasy to the point where you can't keep your eyes in the front of your head, your eyes are also jittering back and forth rapidly, your jaw looks like a cash register drawer, when you talk you sound like you have down syndrome, and at that moment, you wouldn't have it any other way.

holy crap am I rolling face!! Hey does anyone have a Newport?? Or some VapoRub??

by JoHn February 16, 2004

Grintok

A certain Mage on the Lightnings Blade server that is a serious Yakass

U are such a Grintok

by John April 19, 2005