JOHN's definitions

Quizno

1. A Delicious Oven Toasted Sub
2. The marks left in a toilet after flushing a crap
3. A Big Jerk

Whos the quizno that left the quizno in the toilet.

by John March 10, 2005

Shrizew

Derived from the play "The Taming of the Shrew" written by Shakespeare, "Shrizew" replaces "Shrew" in the play's title. This is a direct result of when the Robinsonification process is applied to modern day dialogue.

"The Taming of the Shrizew"
"Yo, did you read the Shrizew last night?"
"I'd love to go bowling, but I gotta read this shrizew..."

by John March 9, 2005

mike jones

Rapper who breaks rapping rules by repating the lines..

Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
(I Said!) Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me

by john March 9, 2005

anime

Japanese animation not porn. Anime porn is called hentai.

joe love to watch anime on cartoon network

by John March 8, 2005

AssFart

The Best Known CS Player. Also is very damn good looking.

Damn i wish i was like AssFart, He's so sexy.

by John March 8, 2005

gertie

He is the coolest guy alive.

Man, that Gertie is awsome.

by John March 6, 2005

Country-Fried Meat Head

Southerner that plays sports

After the Football game that country-fried meat head drank 24 beers

by John March 4, 2005