JOHN's definitions

rhetoric

The art or study of using language effectively and persuasively

I would tear you apart with my rhetoric

by John March 21, 2005

weach

An Obese persons word for food

Jessica: I want Weach
John: your gay...

by john March 21, 2005

fmc

Acronym for 'Fucking Massive Cunt' a fat woman with enough room for an army between her legs - highly offensive and highly smelly. AKA FMG - 'Fucking massive gash' (slightly nastier)

Fucking hell mate you didn't just erode your nob in that FMC's pit of eternal shame did you? Ugh.

by John March 20, 2005

opmike

Proper Noun: The coolest user on the IGN message board system.

opmike is a great user, and I want to have his babies face_love

by John March 20, 2005

Krakpot

Street hustler, with sporadic beliefs.
One who thinks differently.
Odd one out in the group

James is such a krakpot with his Luckycharm ciggerettes.

by John March 20, 2005

Taste the rainbow

Act of eating a woman out while she is on her period.

Unable to control his blood fetish gary tasted sally's rainbow.

by John March 17, 2005

clepto

A cocain induced desire to win, or participate in a spelling bee, followed by a severe hang over.

"Dude we were doing so much snow last night I went on a clepto for about five straight hours!"

by john March 16, 2005