Grintok

A certain Mage on the Lightnings Blade server that is a serious Yakass
U are such a Grintok
by John April 19, 2005
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yellocaust

A horrible coincidence/trend in which a large fraction of a school/workplace's population wears yellow on the same day.
Man, we had a major yellocaust today at work.
by John September 08, 2004
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Zintren

Zintren is a sweet Everquest player that owns Kaluvien.
Zintren > Kaluvien
by John June 06, 2004
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Dirty Shahidi

When you go to take a shit and it comes out lime green.
Sam when to shit but left a "Dirty Shahidi" as he looked in the toilet.
by John March 03, 2004
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The Johnzze Fund

(Tha`Jon`zee`Fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of sexual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned Johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.
i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"

"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"

"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"

1-800-I Need ASS
by John February 23, 2004
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pedro

1. Mindless small talk that occurs when one person asks a series of questions to another person who's only desire is to leave the conversation.
1. n. I caught a serious pedro at work last night when I was trying to leave.
2. v. Jennifer really pedroed me about why I don't come over more often.
by john October 01, 2004
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i was about to say

1. A phrase used at the end of a fragmented sentence; Usually as a threat or warning. Mostly used by blacks and ghetto whites.

also see: 'i wuz 'bout ta say'

2. A polite phrase to use after a motormouth has interrupted your statement once again.
1. Girl, I thought you called me ugly, I was about to say...

b. What he lookin at? Oh, he's blind? I was about to say...

c. Shoot, that man came up to me with that bullcrap like I wanted him. I was about to say...

d. Oooh, you got them new Jordans? Oh, no that's straight bootleg. I was about to say...


2. As I was about to say, children are severely affected by their single parents dating patterns.

b. I was about to say that I would give you half of the million, but since I now know you think I'm a greedy, selfish bitch, you can fuck the hell off... and take the kids.
by john August 24, 2004
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