JOHN's definitions

oh, well

'oh, well' is an interjection that means 'i could not care less.'

i spent my girlfriend's birthday money at the strip club. oh, well. she's maxed out my texaco card!

by John December 7, 2003

fo shizzle mah nizzle

"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother"

see what I mean man?
fo shizzle ma nizzle

by John June 23, 2004

book

to handcuff someone

book him

by john March 24, 2003

hidden monster

its when u r having sex with a pregnant woman and the baby insde her gives u head

i dont no an examlple

by john December 6, 2003

hermaphrodite

a either gay or straight thing with a little dick and a little puss

lars is a hermaphrodite viking

by John September 5, 2003

girlgoyle

The girlgoyle is the profoundly ugly chick that hangs around with the really hot girl that you are trying to hit on. In order for a successful coming-on attempt, the girlgoyle must be neutralized. This is where one of your buddies must "take one for the team" and go flirt with the girlgoyle, leaving the hot girl available for flirting purposes.

The girl was beautiful, unfortunately her friend was a complete girlgoyle.

by john February 7, 2005

ignorance

Cypres H.

wow, look at that ignorce talking over there

by John May 23, 2004