notorious big

by john June 13, 2003
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doom 3

A game that requires a computer worth more than an automobile in order to run.
I had to sell one of my kidneys in order to upgrade my computer to run Doom 3.
by John September 01, 2004
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BabyPooSmell

An odor secreted by only the foulest of beasts cast upon the earth by the scourges of hell as punsishment for the earths transgressions. Currently the only organizisms able to produce this smell are deathly ill, illfed babies or the dredded ROBELL.
OH no robell made the babypoosmell again
by john November 29, 2003
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battlefield 1942

An addicting on-line first-person shooter that re-enacts real WWII battles. A game that frequently involves spilling out an entire clip of ammunition on an opponent 2 feet away yet entirely missing.

Most players can be classified into 4 categories.

1. Players who know what they are doing.
2. Players who do nothing but camp next to planes and promply crash them into trees.
3. Players who do nothing but be annoying snipers and puss out for the entire battle.
4. Suicidal n00bs who shoot everyone and anything.
Player 1: Wait! I want to get in the boat to get to shore!
Player 2: STFU! I'm taking this 8 passenger boat for myself!
by John September 01, 2004
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Flaps Akimbo

Huge bacon bits spread wide and ready for action.
"man she was gagging for it, she was flaps akimbo"
by John March 10, 2005
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x-tina

Also known as Christina Slaguilera, although X-Tina resembles a poorly made-up drag queen, she is ACTUALLY a woman. Even when she ditched that ugly-ass weave and tried to imitate a Marilyn Monroe style (badly) she is still a rank slut with a bad attitude. still, can't argue with the fact that she can sing pretty well... unfortunately not as well as others <3
Person 1: OMG there's a rank cross-dressing fag hag with Jordan Bratman!
Person 2: It's X-Tina! She must be like an X-box all big and ugly and cheap and shit...
Person 3: No, that's just Christina Haguilera!
by John June 18, 2006
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bookies

Im going to the bookies to bet on a horse.
by John March 30, 2005
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