Definitions by JOHN
Monkey fucker
N. Singular (Munk-e Fah-ker): An Individual who Engages in Carnal Knowledge/Sexual Intercourse with a Primate of the Monkey family.
Monkey fucker by John September 20, 2003
Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger
After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.
After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.
Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger by John September 20, 2003
Drunken Master
When Tracy tries to go for a couple of drinks after work and then go to Kickboxing class. Thats when she falls on her ass because she's shitfaced.
Tracey, your still going to kickboxing after having 2 Martini's. What do you think you are a Drunken Master.
Drunken Master by john September 18, 2003
Booty Dance
When Tracy gets on stage during a night of drinking and decides to try and shake her ass like she was in a P Diddy video.
Hey, The Band just pulled Tracy on stage to dance. Look at her doing the Booty Dance. I wonder if she realizes that everyone in the bar knows her.
Booty Dance by John September 15, 2003