JOHN's definitions

ass cave

When an rectum is so stretched out from anal sex that you can shine a flashlight inside and see terds.

Forte gets turned on by a rotten ass cave.

by John December 26, 2003

hizzy

house
center of power
the place you call home

abercrobmie humor shirt
with photo of US Capitol dome and the
words "Take it to the Hizzy"

by john July 11, 2004

hail to the thief

1.Refrence to the 2000 U.S. Presidential Elections where after contested ballot results and recounts in Florida, the Supreme Court decided George W. Bush as President. Some contest that when the ballots were recounted Bush did not actually win the election, thus critics to the process coined this phrase.
2. The title to Radiohead's sixth album which could be in refrence to the above definition.

Three cheers to GW! Hail to the thief!

by John November 20, 2003

markass trick

a homosexual that sell his or her self for money

Hey!Seyha you markass trick go back to your corner and make me some money!

by john October 3, 2004

3rdyearece

these guys are serious muppets

what are them muppets doing in our lab

Whats wrong with that muppet

by john November 27, 2003

daisy chaining

when (usually boys in private schools) gather round and toss each other off

up for a bit off daisy chaining??

by john May 14, 2003

schnouz

A moronic idiot who doesnt know what the hell your talking about unless he/she is looking at you

I threw the schnouz out the window after he exhausted the last of my pacients.

by John January 10, 2005