Definitions by JOE SMITH

The Wayne Cut 

the haircut given to all asian males...instantly obtained after sleeping on the right side of ur face and constantly going to school without brushing it at all

Greg: Hey Jesse! Do you want to do something today?
Jesse: Nah I can't . ..I'm going to get the Wayne Cut tonite

The Wayne Cut by joe smith May 13, 2005

deloitte 

Deloitte is a form of slavery, however there are invisible chains that restrain people. The people who realize their destructive plight are usually the ones to quit or die, by that time it's too late. They are usually physically, mentally or emotionally scarred. Alcohol soon becomes a loving companion.

Joe works at Deloitte for 115 hours a day and although he has a family at home, he choses to go to the bar after work in order to forget the preceeding episode of ill treatment.

deloitte by Joe Smith May 13, 2005

Taco Salad 

The act of using salad dressing (or any oil based food) as lube for anal sex.

Ardis couldnt find any lube, so she grabbed some ranch dressing, and Jeff gave her a Taco Salad.

Taco Salad by Joe Smith April 15, 2005

dansux 

someone who sucks at life...really badly

that noob is a dansux

dansux by Joe Smith March 26, 2005

magic underwear 

Underwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots

Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me.

magic underwear by Joe Smith January 14, 2005

Mary Jane Rottencrotch 

The girl next door.

The little honey from your hometown who you first made it to 2nd base with.

From Full Metal Jacket
"your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"

Mary Jane Rottencrotch by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

twinkle toes 

An effeminate homosexual male; a fairy.

"Grow a pair of balls you twinkle toes cocksucker."

twinkle toes by Joe Smith September 24, 2004