JOE SMITH's definitions

Taco Salad

The act of using salad dressing (or any oil based food) as lube for anal sex.

Ardis couldnt find any lube, so she grabbed some ranch dressing, and Jeff gave her a Taco Salad.

by Joe Smith April 15, 2005

Dirty Joey

When a weak little guy with a flaming tattoo gets banged in the ass and gets a scrawny little mustache with his own fecal matter (a variation of the Dirty Sanchez.

After they work out, Justin loves to give his friend a Dirty Joey to celebrate a job well done.

by Joe Smith September 1, 2004

Hawsepiper

A person of high rank who did not go to college.


From sailing days when officers who use to be deck hands were asked how they got there job they replied "I climbed up the hawsepipe" (hawsepipe: the pipe that an anchor rope passes through)

"How'd you get to be captain?"
"I'm a hawsepiper you P.O.S. college boy"

by Joe Smith September 17, 2004

Mary Jane Rottencrotch

The girl next door.

The little honey from your hometown who you first made it to 2nd base with.

From Full Metal Jacket
"your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"

by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

twinkle toes

An effeminate homosexual male; a fairy.

"Grow a pair of balls you twinkle toes cocksucker."

by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

head bobber

An Indian (from India).

From the way they bob their heads from side to side when they mean to say yes.

(The Indian head bob is similiar to the american nod, except from side to side instead of up and down)

Why does that "Head Bobber" keep telling me yes, he understands when he has no clue what I am saying?

by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

dansux

someone who sucks at life...really badly

that noob is a dansux

by Joe Smith March 26, 2005