Walking Erection

someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection

Saint Ownsalot

by Joe Blow December 03, 2003

rotflmaoadl

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off all day long

joe: i felt so bad calling 911 and telling them i locked myself inside of my car.

fred: rotflmaoadl

by joe blow May 13, 2005

captain hook

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.

looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.

by joe blow November 12, 2002

dickmunch

A term of endearment used by momma dick's when they are happy their children at their dinner.

Sally Dick, Why are you the GREATEST dickmunch their ever was?!

by Joe Blow February 02, 2004

stumpy

A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy

by joe blow November 12, 2002

cocamo

a fucking BITCH girl

your a dumb cocamo

by joe blow October 10, 2003

euroweenie

A European, or American who wishes he/she were European, with an ultra-liberal view of the world, who believes that the United States should roll over like a bunch of pussies and become testicle-less Socialist wimps like they are.

John Kerry is a Euroweenie.

by Joe Blow February 02, 2005