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jd

an iced out gangsta with 50 bitches on each arm and a car with bling blingin pimp-ass rims
by joe blow February 15, 2003
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stinkbomb

1. John Scabowzki
2. Smelly Polish Bastard
3. Are person at the slut who can't afford pitstick and wreaks of bo and immigant home cooking.
Stunkbomb presented the psp at work yes.
by joe blow December 5, 2004
mugGet the stinkbombmug.

cocksuckered

To screw something up very badly.
Trapper really cocksuckered our football season when he jumped offsides on fourth down.
by Joe Blow November 30, 2003
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unauthorised hottie

An individual that isnt exactly classified as hot or attractive but there is something about them that makes them irresistible or sexy.
"Martin is fucking hott!"
"I cant pin point it.. but something about that guy that makes him hot as."
by Joe Blow July 6, 2004
mugGet the unauthorised hottiemug.

unicorn

Mythical creature. It's like a horse with a seat on its head.
"Every girl wants a unicorn for her 16th birthday."
"I'd say. Its ever better than a vibrator!"
by Joe Blow July 5, 2004
mugGet the unicornmug.

blatty

a loud and choppy sharp ratting sound where the pulses were accentuated (emphasis put on each pulse)
that streetrods exhaust is blatty
by joe blow March 26, 2005
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fucking idiot

A moron who knows absolutely nothing about life or anything at all. Often dig their own grave and jump in as well as ruin other peoples lives and their own. Are basically an all round fucking dickhead.
Boy 1: Man, did you hear about that guy bitching about his ex's friend to his ex?
Boy 2: Yeah, what a fucking idiot!
by Joe Blow July 5, 2004
mugGet the fucking idiotmug.

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