JOE BLOW's definitions

Walking Erection

someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection

Saint Ownsalot

by Joe Blow December 3, 2003

unicorn

Mythical creature. It's like a horse with a seat on its head.

"Every girl wants a unicorn for her 16th birthday."
"I'd say. Its ever better than a vibrator!"

by Joe Blow July 5, 2004

blatty

a loud and choppy sharp ratting sound where the pulses were accentuated (emphasis put on each pulse)

that streetrods exhaust is blatty

by joe blow March 26, 2005

fucking idiot

A moron who knows absolutely nothing about life or anything at all. Often dig their own grave and jump in as well as ruin other peoples lives and their own. Are basically an all round fucking dickhead.

Boy 1: Man, did you hear about that guy bitching about his ex's friend to his ex?
Boy 2: Yeah, what a fucking idiot!

by Joe Blow July 5, 2004

poetry

can be good but usually dumb

wow your poetry could be good but its probably dumb

by JOE BLOW June 17, 2004

dickmunch

A term of endearment used by momma dick's when they are happy their children at their dinner.

Sally Dick, Why are you the GREATEST dickmunch their ever was?!

by Joe Blow February 2, 2004

captain hook

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.

looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.

by joe blow November 12, 2002