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Sarcastically used to point out an unfunny joke. It originates from the act of slapping one's knee during vigorous laughter. Later took on a sarcastic meaning.
Comedian: I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired!

Audience member in sarcastic tone: wow that's a real knee-slapper
by JOE February 12, 2003
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the handle bars that are on the inside of the car above the windows that you hold on to and scream oh shit when about to get into an accident
Yo dude, we were grabbin on those oh shit bars hardcore when that dick of a driver hit the other car
by JOE February 24, 2003
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To completley own someone in every way possible. To destroy their soul and entire meaning of existence, to utterly dominate them in a way that was previously thought impossible because of how bad they suck.
1. I fucking showed that dick wad the marker!

2. Dude, that kid markered your ass!
by JOE February 14, 2005
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your a neeb
by JOE September 29, 2003
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Created by Aaron and Joe of Jupiter High School. A joboba is a person who you know well, a friend, a companion.
What's up joboba?
What's new with you joboba?
by JOE February 3, 2005
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An amazingly awesome looking woman. The highest praise you could ever receive is to be called a sexy tomboy beanpole.
Jen, you are a sexy tomboy beanpole, and your ass isn't bad either.
by JOE April 8, 2004
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