JOE's definitions

NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND

A education program proudly promoted by our "Bush for brains" President, whereby he guarantees that no child will be left behind. This is easily accomplished since he plans to make sure that no child will be advancing either.

Bush wants to make sure that no child gets left behind and ends up getting missundereducated like him.(See missunderestimated)

by JOE September 29, 2003

cockwhore

meaning Ayatollah Y2JCJ

Ayatollah Y2JCJ's such a cockwhore

by Joe January 3, 2004

Moshers

Mosher is just a title that some people give some other people. A Mosher should be someone who moshes in a mosh pit. They don't have to wear certain clothes or like certain bands, although most do. Nowadays lots of people call people moshers for having long hair, say. Some people treat 'mosher' as an insult... you shouldn't.

"are you a mosher?"
"no,"
Yeah you are!"
"um... ok"
"nah!"
"I'll just go now..."
Mosher gets beaten up

by Joe December 3, 2004

shinding

To have a party with a bunch of inbreads

Hey Ma, party is down here, get off the dang roof

by Joe April 19, 2004

shank

to steal, such as the act of taking something without permission.

Yo, that dude just shanked my noodes.

by joe May 13, 2005

blef

Not very exciting
Eh... so so or feh

She has some nice bombs but her ass is blef.

by Joe November 19, 2004

Omaha

A poker game not unlike Texas Hold 'Em in which each player is dealt 4 hole cards and combines them with the Holdem-like 5 community cards to make their best 5-card hand(it is thus sometimes called Omaha Hold 'Em). The catch is that each player must use exactly 2 cards from his hand with exactly 3 from the board. It can also be played HiLo, where the best high hand and lowest hand (with straights and flushes not counting against you) splitting the pot.

ESPN will air a World Series of Poker pot limit Omaha final table this year.

by Joe February 26, 2005