JO MAMA's definitions

harvard

a place where aspiring black people go to get educated while their peers continue to hate on them on no basis whatsoever. many think that harvard kids are nerds who study all the time and have no lives but for a definition of those kids see HATERS.

--yo i met this bangin chic at this fly ass party last weekend. she's both sexy AND educated!

--yo where was this party at?

--it was at HARVARD!

by Jo Mama September 29, 2004

cramjack

its a device worn between two males having sex. it is worn by both males at the same time. it is worn over both penises. every time the man in the back thrusts, it jacks off the guy taking it in the butt. basically eliminates the reach-around procedure.

i just bought a new cramjack ...yay!!

by jo mama March 2, 2004

doughboy

a fat bitch

a sumo wreastler

by jo mama February 1, 2004

DICKLING

a little dick size of a 2 year olds pinky

when i jackoff i need to use tweezers because my dickling is so small

by JO MAMA November 11, 2003

oenophile

a flat out WINEAU!

Jimmy Bond is an oenophile

by jo mama August 21, 2003

Buck Dich

Arron Glass

Man that damn Buck Dich always wakes me up at 7am jumpin on my back.

by Jo Mama July 28, 2003

facinoma

an unusual and interesting medical condition

That patient in room 203A has a facinoma.

by jo mama April 22, 2003