JIMMY's definitions

whiny bitch

a woman who thinks you want to hear about her boyfriend trouble, car trouble, work trouble, etc.

Dude! I already know your boyfriend is mean... SHUT UP YOU WHINY BITCH!

by Jimmy January 31, 2004

lol internet

The 100,000th post (called a GET) on 4chan.org. It's also commonly referred to on YTMND.com, a website notorious for using memes and fads from 4chan. On YTMND, the phrase is in a speech bubble uttered by Ronal McDonald while riding in a car with the background zooming by. Several version of this have been made with other characters in other vehicles.

Did you see that new "lol internet" YTMND?
Yeah they totally stole that crap from 4chan.

by Jimmy July 31, 2006

townie

twat ( they wont start on you, aslong as it stays in the 3:1 ratio

him:you fucking mish mosh get a wash
me:nah im not a mosh but its better then being a townie
him: what did you say wait there let me get my gang and your battered man
me:hmmm your a twat!

by jimmy October 26, 2004

fojamples

happens when no one makes a shot in pool. If you say it you will make the shot

fojamples says i make this shot

by jimmy May 13, 2005

metallica rabbits

Mythical beasts, once known to be in the band Metallica, now known to be in a hill in Burnley. The only human ever to have claimed to have seen a metallica rabbit is one Jimmy Kaos.

mmmm, thats good rabbits

by Jimmy March 24, 2004

myspace

Myspace is a pathetic excuse for a hang out place. People go on, try to make as many "friends" as possible, and yeah, as said, ultimately tries to get as many as they can. 90% of the people they have listed they did not already know in real life, and they will end up meeting probably 1 or 2 of them.

Freak#1: "I have 789 friends on Myspace."
Freak#2: Have you met anyone of them?
Freak#1: Meet them? I never even talk to them.

by Jimmy March 3, 2005

Bumper

A small device for dispensing doses of cocaine or crank.

Yo man, lemme see that bumper, I need to get my ass lifted.

by jimmy April 30, 2003