JIM's definitions

stoma rammer

the act of putting ones cock into a persons stoma (but removing the collostomy bag before-hand, of course!

jim bob! i've got O-J on my weiner

by jim August 1, 2003

My Chemical Romance

What can I say about this band....hmmm, well first off, if you like them you are either a fucking fag, or have serious mental problems. They are not punk, they ARE emo, wich by the way, is short for "emotional rock". they suck, are gay and the singer looks ike a fucking girl. listen to some real music, you fucking faggots.

"My Chemical Romance" fucking sucks, you losers.

by Jim September 25, 2005

lds

limp dick syndrome...............................

seeing one of henrys ex's naked... or clothed... either way its sick

by jim January 3, 2005

g-spot tornado

A Frank Zappa song; it's a girl who masturbates or it's someone else manipulating a clitoris.

You missed it man...she did the g-spot tornado for us!

by Jim December 5, 2004

Gib

great intercours bitch

shes my gib

by jim December 1, 2003

Affleck

to completely screw up. to ruin ones life. to make a really bad decision.
see also screwed

i afflecked my car when i ran a red light and a truck hit me.
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore

by jim July 23, 2003

Medal Of Honor

America's highest decoration for valor in combat, awarded by the President. Less than 150 Medal Of Honor recipients are alive today.

Roger Donlon was the first guy to recieve the Medal Of Honor in Vietnam.

by Jim February 27, 2004