calibre

Not only a shit car and alcohol free beer but also commonly used for describing ones ability. In common with the above words, often full of irony.

Sam Lilley: A man of my calibre never goes down (whilst lying in bed after getting over excited at the weekend...

by Jim September 30, 2004

karac

A person with a large penis.

I heard that Jim is a karac.

by Jim September 08, 2003

Bear in the cave

You have an unseen burger hanging out of your nostril area

Charlie you have bear in the cave. Do you need a tissue?

by Jim October 31, 2004

huffer

Ball sucker. Ball worshiper.

Jordan is a total huffer, he wouldn't leave Steve's nuts alone man.

by Jim April 04, 2003

plugh

Word used in ADVENT, see wordxyzzy/word. One of ADVENT's three magic words (XYZZY, PLUGH, PLOVER).

"If you want to teleport from the Well House to Y2 directly, invoke PLUGH and turn your lamp on."

by Jim August 25, 2003

monkey-love

human sexual relations with a monkley

"any hobbies?"
"...yes"
"what are they?"
".....monkey-love..."
"what?!"

by jim May 07, 2005

singles club

everyone who's single

your in the singles club,eh?

by jim February 13, 2002