JIM's definitions

drive by

farting while walking by a co-workers workstation

wtf is that smell? that mf'er must have done a drive by, cuz it wasn't me.

by jim December 13, 2003

any chance?

A short and relatively polite phrase to be used when attempting to "chat-up" a girl.

Jim: Hey mate, that girl at the bar looks quite tasty.
John: Yeah, she looks alright.
Jim: Go and chat her up mate.
John: Ok, here I go.
Random Girl: Hi, can I help you?
John: Any Chance?
Random Girl: Err, no.
John: Shit

by Jim July 19, 2004

t-dot

(1) acronym standing for "trannies do torontonians".
(2) transvestite jizz.
(3) "secret ingredient" put in Tim Hortons coffee.
(4) reference in Shawn Desman's (Shawn D. drinks 2) homo-erotic song about "rocking out with his cock/ sock out". In this context, "t-dot" stands for "Toronto, Ontario" ... Yo yo yo. I'm gonna GET MINE! That bitch is shizzle!
(5) shit or "scat".

I'm going to the corner to get some t-dot; that she-male is HOT! (1, or 2).

I'm going to drink some Timmie's coffee because I'm in withdrawal from lack of t-dot (1, 2, 3, or 5).

Both Vancouver and Montreal are superior cities to t-dot (4), as are Winnipeg and Pussytown, Ontario.

Last week I was in T-dot (4), getting some t-dot (1 or 5), drinking some T-dot (2 or 3), and then I jizzed out some t-dot (3).

Shawn Desman likes to consume t-dot (2 or 5).

by Jim August 30, 2004

pieface

someone whos face is so fat that it looks like a pie

a fat boy

by jim June 14, 2003

Miss Knable

An evil Bitch who princpals Bensalem High School.

Miss Knable is a Dumb Bitch

by Jim November 29, 2004

go stoney

Express *need* to chill, like when you are fucked up and you spot cops around.

Look, we need to go stoney or we're gonna be fucked!

by Jim December 5, 2004

CAPSLOCK

The key on your keyboard bellow tab (usually). A favourite among AOL users and outwar fans. If CAPSLOCK is on all your letters will be capitols.

0u7\/\//-\R@/-\01.com: OMFGIMSO1337ROFLOLOLOLO

by Jim April 16, 2004