jono long

To experience convulsions when confronted with the possibility of interaction with the opposite sex.

In possession of a grossly underused choad.

She was so hot man, i almost went all jono long

by jim May 14, 2004

Sartney

Someone who is very cool, very mod, very hip, very envied.

Who is that girl? She is sooo Sartney!

by Jim October 28, 2003

smoolers

Smoothies prepared, made, and sold by Mrs. Boe's 3rd block entrepreneurship class at Chaska High School, in Chaska Minnesota.

Hmmmm, Damn son, that smooler was the best frickin' drink I have ever purchased, I hate the food service here. This is way better.

by Jim April 11, 2005

Death of Rats

The death of rats is about six inches high, and as you have probably guessed is a rat skeleton. He wears a black robe and carries a small scythe just like Death. The death of rats has the same job as Death (keeping the dead in order and ensuring they go onto their next life). The difference here is that the death of rats specialises in rats and other small rodents i.e. mice, hamsters and gerbils. The death of rats can often be seen with a large black raven.

"Uh oh the DOR cometh"

by Jim January 08, 2005

wogehkak

Giant creature, lives in the woods, he'll bite ya face

That Jim looks like a wiggly wogehkak.

by Jim September 29, 2003

bellend

(alex k e double rr is a bell = bellend

kerr + Bell = bellend

by jim January 27, 2004

bellend

to understand the word bell end you need to know a bellend

Richard= Bell = End = bellend

bellend = richard

by jim January 27, 2004