macedonia

The home of Alexander the Great, the man who spread Greek culture to the edges of the known world over 300 years before the birth of Christ.
The Birthplace of the Greek tribe of Macedonians, who fought with and against other Greek tribes such as Spartans and Athenians. The home to the first Greek leader to unify all the Greek City states to rule the known world. The home to over two million residents in Modern day Northern Greece, whilst also the home to a slavic race of people to the north in FYROM (The fomer Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia)who linguisticly and culturaly are very close to Bulgarain, if not the same. Not related to the ancient macedonians as the Slavs arived 1000 years after Alexander the Great which by then the poeple identified themselves as Byzantines and the term Macedonia had been lost for hundreds of years.
Hi I`m Macedonian born in Thessaloniki, well I am Peloponesian born in Kalamata and ethnicaly and culturaly we are both Greek.
by Jim February 08, 2005
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shlangshalng

not being a fat ass
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lopez

Hey Lopez you there?
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meat curtains

Mary Jayne had her meat curtains tore up by Willy last night
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Smallville

Fucked-up, fictional TV place where numerous, horrific problems are caused by the arrival of alien Kal-el (aka Clark Kent - a young man with amazing supernatural abilities.)

His original mission was to rule the earth, but that's been changed by his own earthly morality. This yin-yang is the cause of everything bad that happens in Smallville and most of the nearby cities in Kansas.
Smallville would be normal if Clark Kent had never landed.
by Jim November 25, 2004
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patoiang

when a bitches pussy smells like it is dead. When you catch a wiff you almost pass out.
damn heather you smell patoiang. you need to wash that decaying fish out of yourself.
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patoiang

when a womens nether regions smell like rotten fish.
that bitch smell like patoiang.
by jim February 24, 2005
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