Definitions by JFK

sebastian barnes 

A person with a very large penis and all the hotties like him, and everyone wants to be him.

Look at Sebastian barnes he has a huge penis and all the hotties are surrounding him. I want to be him!

sebastian barnes by JFK June 21, 2017

goolie 

slang for butt cheeks

That thong shows off her nice goolie

goolie by jfk July 30, 2004

fugley 

A word typed by dipshits that don't know how to spell "fugly."

Neither "ugly" nor "fugly" are spelled with an "e."

fugley by jfk July 16, 2004

OJ 

v.t.
1. To violently slash with a knife or other sharp instrument. (In particular, to slash a person's neck from ear to ear with a knife to the extent that they are almost decapitated.)

2. To kill.

It's a shame that OJ decided to OJ those two people.

OJ by jfk July 16, 2004

dead soldier 

an empty beer bottle

after I finished my beer I left that dead soldier on the bar

dead soldier by jfk April 9, 2004

Fidel Castro 

Dream presidential candidate of the Democrat party in the U.S.

Hillary Clinton has slick dreams about Fidel Castro.

Fidel Castro by JFK March 18, 2004