JEssica's definitions

Fagulous

one who is fabulous and gay

jack from will and grace is beyond fagulous!

by Jessica November 30, 2004

miss turner

(Adj) unusually large femal who only watches television to find gramatical errors.
a.a turner has a mole ugly feet a the biggest butt you'll ever see.
b.A ugly LAnuage arts teacher.

Did you hear what that turner said she always tries to act so smart.

by Jessica February 24, 2005

fucker

one who fucks

wanna fuck?

by jessica October 27, 2002

monstar

a big star, celebrity

Michael Jordan is a monstar

by Jessica November 24, 2003

shit-trailored

very drunk; wasted; intoxicated way beyond legal consumption levels.

This past weekend at the party I got "shit-trailored".

by Jessica March 22, 2005

Barracks Hoe

A girl who sleeps with more than one person in the military at the same time. She is gang banged by an average of three Marines(etc) on one day.

Stephanie is such a barracks hoe, she slept with 3 Marines Saturday Night!

by Jessica October 26, 2003

clutch

n. "cool"
n. "rad"
n. "cold"
the new cool way to speak.

Oh my gosh, her skirt is so clutch! I love it!
Wow, it's really clutch outside.

by Jessica December 22, 2004