JEssica's definitions

Jelly bracelets

It is true that Jelly Bracelets used to be an 80's fashion. However, they weren't the original fuck bracelets. Originally fuck bracelets were bracelets with teeny tiny little beed and thin elastic string. The rumors about breaking them and the person has to have sex with you started floating around when I was thirteen. I'm about17 now. They were much easier to break than jelly bracelets. Somewhere along the line Jelly bracelets began to come back into style. When this happened they became known as fuck bracelets. What many of you are failing to realize is everyone just took it as a joke. No one actually believes that if they break someone's black bracelet that, that person has to have sex with them. That's ridiculous and stupid. However there is a meaning behind each of the different colors and people do jokingly try to break them a lot. Most of the time when it happens to me (I have about 80 of these things) it's just one of my friends kidding around.

Black- Sex
Blue- Blow job
Pink- Flash tits or pinus
Yellow- Hug
Purple- Kiss
Clear- W/e snapper wants
Green- Hand job
Brown- Toss my salad
Glow in the dark- SEX TOYS
Any glitter- Girl chooses
Silver(Gray)- OUTDOOR SEX
Light Blue- Anal
Light pink- hug & kiss
Light green- Oral sex
Gold- All of the above

Those are the meanings of the different colors. But in reality, it's just a fashion statement.

Girl: Hey! You broke my fuck bracelet!
Guy: Whoops sorry. Hey! That means we have to have sex now!
Girl: (sarcastically) Oh yea baby!
Guy: Haha
Girl: Wanna go right now?
Guy: Seriously?
Girl: No you dumbass I was joking
Guy: Uh.. yea, I.. uh... I was too.
Girl: Riiiight

::girl walks off::

by Jessica June 29, 2004

my pants are tight

having an erection, boner, causing pants to become tighter

My pants are tight now that i watchd that porno.

by Jessica September 9, 2003

petco

an EVIL PLACE where animals die everyday because the people hired have no idea whatsoever how to take care of animals. has had millions of lawsuits filed against them. petco should go curl up and die somewhere.. the problem is, where else is everyone going to get their pet stuff? (or pets?)

'did you see that thing in the paper about petco?'
'yea. i can't believe they found a bunch of starving guinea pigs and parakeets sitting in their own shit. i'm never going there again!'

by jessica February 23, 2005

pungry

A hungry fat black boy.

I'm hungry like a pungry.

by Jessica March 1, 2005

gore whore

To be a young girl or guy who is in support of al gore and consistantly talks about him and has aim screen names of him ie radlikealgore

omg did you see katy and jess' Al Gore livejournal? theyre such gore whores

by JEssica April 17, 2004

Fernie Sue

1. Sexy man
2. Sweet and awesome boyfriend
3. Jessica's love

Oh, man...you're definitely a Fernie Sue, good job!

by Jessica April 20, 2003

pulsar

My friend had a boyfriend who had a Pulsar, and he thought it was the hot shit, even though it was a very unreliable car. So her sister made it in inside joke. I guess you had to be there to get it, because I can't really explain it.

I'm out like a Pulsar. Yeah, the car.

by Jessica April 24, 2005