JEssica's definitions

lick

to steal or rob

im gonna lick ur car

by jessica May 18, 2004

carnessary

Noun. When one pronounces a word incorrectly due to a typeo, division of word(s) on separate lines, an accidental combination of more than one word, or a basic mispronounciation.

Example #1: Pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"

Example #2: Pronouncing "car necessary" as "carnessary" because it was printed "carnecary"

Example #3: Reading "applaud" as "apple aud" because "appl" is on one line and "aud" is on the following line

by Jessica December 11, 2003

spoonerism

- the unintentional transportation of sounds or of parts of words in speaking

"half-warmed fish"
for
"half-formed wish"

by Jessica September 11, 2003

thing-a-ma-bob

anything that you do not know the name of.

very useful in the human language.

by jessica March 25, 2004

Universal Lubricant

Money, Cash, dough...etc, etc.

If you watch the episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air where Will trys to get a contract for Ashley's singing talent, you will hear the producer ask about universal lubricant.

by Jessica February 26, 2006

virginian

Someone who lives in Virginia

Ya Damn right I'm a Virginian.

by Jessica June 29, 2004

I'd Host It

The geeky equivalent of I'd hit it.

It is used to express that someone (or something) is hot, and that because of this, if they had a website, you would host it.

"What about Tiffany?"
"I'd host it."

by Jessica March 14, 2005