JEff's definitions

crunki

verb - to be drunk at work.

I discovered while intoxicated at work and trying to spell drunk

I'm crunki
You're crunki
Everybody's crunki

by Jeff May 28, 2004

guffer

While taking a bath, should a fart happen to come, you let it go. When the bubbles come up you open your mouth and make attempts to eat the bubbles. Congratulations, you're a guffer

Keeser Silver guffs so much

by jeff April 4, 2005

Pipeman

Pipeman (smokes a large pipe) is a dirty ass piece of white trash who hangs around my town and sleeps outside of the save-a-lot quickie market. My friends and i have begun to associate anything dirty, shitty, rotten and flithy with pipeman

-Holy shit dude, it looks like pipeman lived here.
-Oh, wait, he doesnt have a home. Hah!

by Jeff April 15, 2004

stellar

Shannon Nolan. She is the most stellar person... ever.

Shannon Nolan is stellar <3

by jeff April 22, 2005

swum

Fly, dope, etc.

You those lime-green Puma's are SWUM, gee.

by Jeff December 7, 2003

klabe

To be klabe is to be scum, or of the scummy nature. To be klabe is to be as low as you can possibly be. It's trailer trash in the essence of manners, ethics, everyday life.

That dude behaves in such a klabe fashion

by Jeff October 20, 2004

Ugernaut

A person who is very, very hidiously ugly. Only to be used on those who have been beaten with an ugly stick serveral times

Thee ugernaut commith

by jeff November 30, 2004