desaparecidos

It's kind of like Green Day, but a whole lot better.

DESAPARECIDOS is difficult to spell

by Jeff May 06, 2005

lick it before you kick it

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.

A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.

by jeff October 01, 2004

red diaper doper baby

The children of leftist intellectual baby boomers, raised from birth on Marxism and a drug tolerant environment, and now in places of political and intellectual influence.

Red diaper doper baby politicians who want to legalize marijuana and tax the successful to support the unproductive.

by Jeff February 27, 2004

Property of Ones

A bougus mathematical Theorum by Strongbad graduate of Crazy go nuts university: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one. In laymans terms, A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all

Acording to the Property of Ones, this one has a low oneitude level

by Jeff October 08, 2003

farting

A sport women do while driving in the car by themselves, usually with the window rolled up so they can "score" the stinkocity velocity. This is why they prefer leather seating.

Woman in car alone: EEEERRRIIIIPPPPP - sniff sniff, "Good one, I cannot wait until bunco so I can tell the girls"

by jeff April 30, 2004

umm

Yes
No
Maybe
Definitely
Definitely not
I agree
Of course I am listening, darling
Ooh that feels good
Ouch that hurts

by jeff May 04, 2003

wrap

"white boy rap"; rap as performed by people of caucasian race, often nerdy. See MC Chris

I'm going to go listen to some wrap, yo.

by Jeff February 20, 2003