JESUS's definitions

salty pretzel

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.

your moms a natural at the salty pretzel

by Jesus June 6, 2003

fuckallat

Fuck all that, said quickly......

im tired of this shit,man fuckallat

by jesus March 25, 2003

puzzlement

A highlyintelligent word, created by the Laserman, the coolest kid ever.

"Life is a puzzlement"

by Jesus February 22, 2004

mick

A derogatory term for an Irishman, usually Catholic and sometimes drunk

On St. Patrick's Day everyone's a mick.

by jesus September 1, 2003

Road Rage

The act or feeling of agression towards the dumbasses that share the nations hiways with one.

Road rage: if you don't have it, you're probably causing it.

by Jesus February 24, 2003

grain

the wood trim in a car

"wood grain on the dash"

by Jesus November 26, 2003

Poot

a particular squeaky type of fart often resulting in a mild smell.

that fart was a poot!

by Jesus July 24, 2003