252 definition by JESUS

One of many of Satan's minions posing as a Christian to spread a belief of hatred and intolerance toward others.
Pat Robertson and his ilk are plotting a mass genocide of all people who do not share their views.
by Jesus November 26, 2003

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the nonstick cooking spray, duh everyone knows that
Yo ass betta put some Pam on dem brownies or day gonna stick to yo pan.
by Jesus August 04, 2004

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Can't we all just get along? Do we have to be so hateful?
Rush Limbaugh is one of the many hateful people living in America.
by Jesus November 12, 2003

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Undoubtedly one of the most beautiful nations of this planet.
N1: Damn son, dat bitch is fryin' like a mofoka!

N2: F'sho D, I'mma put it up insida her...

N1: Sorry to tell y'brah, but dat honey only go out wit her calibah...
by Jesus August 08, 2004

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The finest cigarettes available, albeit in unfiltered form. Made for your pleasure by Brown and Williamson, they're toasted. Oh, and always remember, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.
Filters are for pussies.
by Jesus August 05, 2003

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3.5 grams of bud 20 to 50 dollars depending on quality
I'm so fucking poor i had to buy an 8th of fucking swiggity.
by Jesus July 09, 2004

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1. a moron
2. an ignorant asshole
3. any person that labels themselves after music genres
4. a good percentage of the american public
5. a very nice word Maynard from Tool uses very well in describing people from L.A.
6. President Bush
You're a fucking dipshit if you think Bush is running the country well.
by Jesus January 16, 2004

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