JESUS's definitions

Road Rage

The act or feeling of agression towards the dumbasses that share the nations hiways with one.

Road rage: if you don't have it, you're probably causing it.

by Jesus February 24, 2003

skud

A word used by the peasant underclass(aka chavs)to indicate they want a "go" on something. Often used before they then steal the said thing.

ah boi,gis a skud on your phone..i won't knick it!onest!

by Jesus January 30, 2005

Equilibrium

Things which are balanced.

his sex life is in equilibrium with his grans.

by jesus March 28, 2003

Plow

The opposite of whatever is said after it.

She's plow fine. Actually means she's ugly.

by Jesus October 11, 2003

mangralate

to crush between to peices of sharp scrap metal spinning at high speed, preferably above 3000rpm.

Man those huge chunks of sharp stuff just mangralated me. Now i need reconstructive surgery on my face.

by jesus January 21, 2004

muz

the ultimate highest bootifulist sex godess in ashmore park!

muz rules all ova sex god/godess 's and is the seifulist! :P

by jesus April 14, 2005

asstron

A robotic ass.

holy schizer! would ya look at that asstron.

by Jesus December 12, 2003