JESUS's definitions

filmbox

A box of films so bad that you shit in it

Wow that lord of the rings collectors edition is now a filmbox!

by jesus July 13, 2003

the founding forefathers

There was not one decent fellow among them.

Liars and blasphemers and racists and hypocrites were they all.

by Jesus April 6, 2005

The James Hock

Used to be my chem teacher, now sold out and teaches physics to scrubs. left me with the fucking hampster/teddy rosevelt. fucking cock tease

I love the sherrif

by Jesus September 21, 2003

rasich

1. Closet homosexual who could get laid by almost any female were it not for his strong desire for male genitalia in his trachea.

2. Queer Nazi.

3. Complex sexual manuever involving a gay and homosexual man.

Stop being a Rasich!

That's so Rasich, you fag.

Mom...Dad...I think I'm a Rasich.

by Jesus April 16, 2005

poon

adj. Different useage of the word pwn.

When I go to play Couter-Strike with my hacks on, I poon noobs.

by JESUS April 14, 2005

MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Penis

that thing i please various women with

"i please many women last night with my penis"

by jesus August 17, 2003