JESUS's definitions

chatwhore

any internet girl that meets and fucks retards she found in a chat room.

Man that girl I met at coffee last night from the chat room was a real chatwhore. She sucked me dry and ate my ass within 20 minutes of meeting her.

by jesus May 27, 2004

Gaytto

ghetto , gay
Combonation of Gay and Ghetto, used by wiggas

Thats fuckin' gaytto!
This is some gaytto shit, son.

by Jesus July 30, 2004

fuckshitup

A parting comment designed to give good luck.

"I'm gonna go demand my dollar back for this shitty hamburger."
"Yo, fuckshitup."

by Jesus December 3, 2003

cheeks 4

The funniest porno ever

"oh Muffy im so glad my stocks dont go down like you do baby"

by Jesus June 6, 2003

hrmia

a minor hernia

dude, im having a hrmia

by jesus December 11, 2003

h4x012

"Haxor". the elite gamer. see also "leet". where 4 stands for A, 0 stands for O and 12 stands for R. In the gaming world, it seems proper to use as few letters as possible and replace them with numbers or punctuations

I R A 1337 H4X012! $Uc|< IT!

by Jesus November 26, 2003

bulgarian

Undoubtedly one of the most beautiful nations of this planet.

N1: Damn son, dat bitch is fryin' like a mofoka!

N2: F'sho D, I'mma put it up insida her...

N1: Sorry to tell y'brah, but dat honey only go out wit her calibah...

by Jesus August 8, 2004