JESSICA's definitions

rich hall

hes the nicesty hotest best guitar player ever

you are like a rich hall, and thats a complement

by Jessica November 16, 2004

gettin rode on

the act of falling victim to a drive by shooting and getting run over (rode on) by the assailant's mode of transportation.

D'Andre: "Jamal! You got sprayed nigga!"

Pokechop: "Yeah nigga! Youz got rode on!"

by jessica October 15, 2004

conor oberst

beautiful, hot, orgasmic

that sex last night was conor....if you know what i mean

by jessica May 8, 2004

Emotastic

In relation to being emo in great amount; used when something is fanTASTICly emo.

That song is Emotastic!

by Jessica December 19, 2004

subterfuge

something intended to misrepresent the true nature of an activity

"he wasn't sick--it was just a subterfuge"; "the holding company was just a blind"

by Jessica March 17, 2005

pungry

A hungry fat black boy.

I'm hungry like a pungry.

by Jessica March 1, 2005

Jelly bracelets

It is true that Jelly Bracelets used to be an 80's fashion. However, they weren't the original fuck bracelets. Originally fuck bracelets were bracelets with teeny tiny little beed and thin elastic string. The rumors about breaking them and the person has to have sex with you started floating around when I was thirteen. I'm about17 now. They were much easier to break than jelly bracelets. Somewhere along the line Jelly bracelets began to come back into style. When this happened they became known as fuck bracelets. What many of you are failing to realize is everyone just took it as a joke. No one actually believes that if they break someone's black bracelet that, that person has to have sex with them. That's ridiculous and stupid. However there is a meaning behind each of the different colors and people do jokingly try to break them a lot. Most of the time when it happens to me (I have about 80 of these things) it's just one of my friends kidding around.

Black- Sex
Blue- Blow job
Pink- Flash tits or pinus
Yellow- Hug
Purple- Kiss
Clear- W/e snapper wants
Green- Hand job
Brown- Toss my salad
Glow in the dark- SEX TOYS
Any glitter- Girl chooses
Silver(Gray)- OUTDOOR SEX
Light Blue- Anal
Light pink- hug & kiss
Light green- Oral sex
Gold- All of the above

Those are the meanings of the different colors. But in reality, it's just a fashion statement.

Girl: Hey! You broke my fuck bracelet!
Guy: Whoops sorry. Hey! That means we have to have sex now!
Girl: (sarcastically) Oh yea baby!
Guy: Haha
Girl: Wanna go right now?
Guy: Seriously?
Girl: No you dumbass I was joking
Guy: Uh.. yea, I.. uh... I was too.
Girl: Riiiight

::girl walks off::

by Jessica June 29, 2004