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mac money 

amount of money equicalent to buying a macbook i.e $1000 or more
Girl 1: You think I could afford a weave like beyonce ?

Girl 2: You got mac money ?

Girl 1: Nah, but I guess I can skip rent this month...
mac money by JERKER19 July 19, 2010
weed

Mostly green, sometimes sticky, aregono looking substance. much apprectated by pot-heads. come's in many different types and foarms (ex. purple, brown widow, hydro, orange kush...). all of witch have different potentcies of THC (what gets you high). weed is sold by the gram (dime=.10=$10, dub=.20=$20, a forty=.40=$40...). you can smoke it out of many things (pipe, bong, steam roller, joints...).
guy1: "hey man, you have any weed?"

guy2: "yah, lets go smoke."

(a sort time later...)

guy1: "man i am so high right now"

guy2: "back at ya bro."
weed by JERKER19 July 19, 2010

internebrity 

person who has become famous only after exposure on websites and blogs....

after a video goes viral, the persons involved become instant internebrities....
because of his blog, Perez-Hilton has become an internebrity.
internebrity by JERKER19 July 19, 2010

double rainbow

a very famous youtube video where a high guy watches the sky
double rainbow by JERKER19 July 18, 2010

Minnesota 

60 above zero:

Floridians turn on the heat.

People in Minnesota plant gardens.

50 above zero:

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in Duluth sunbathe.

40 above zero:

Italian & English cars won't start.

People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:

Distilled water freezes.

The water in Bemidji gets thicker.

20 above zero:

Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.

People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:

People in Miami all die.

Minnesotans close the windows.

10 below zero:

Californians fly away to Mexico .

People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air.

People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero:

ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)

People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero:

Hell freezes over.

Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.

Minnesotans may be called hicks, they may be in the middle of nowhere, but they are tougher than hell! (see: 500 below zero)
Minnesota is the place to be
Minnesota by JERKER19 July 18, 2010

Adrian Peterson 

Minnesota Vikings famous running back who weras number 28 he was drafted in 2007 and won the rookie of the year award and was the player of the game in the 2007 Pro Bowl
Adrian Peterson by JERKER19 July 18, 2010

double rainbow

intense joy, coupled with extreme emotional shifts; an experience equal to an orgasm
OMG, it's a full on complete double rainbow all the way across the sky!
double rainbow by JERKER19 July 18, 2010