60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
Minnesotans may be called hicks, they may be in the middle of nowhere, but they are tougher than hell! (see: 500 below zero)
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
Minnesotans may be called hicks, they may be in the middle of nowhere, but they are tougher than hell! (see: 500 below zero)
Minnesota is the place to be
by JERKER19 July 17, 2010
The greatest MLB prospect ever and soon to be the greatest Pitcher ever. Modeled after Nolan Ryan, he will strike you out before you even make it to the plate.
Boyfriend: Baby, if you ever cheat on me, let it be with Stephen Strasburg.
Girlfriend: I already have
Girlfriend: I already have
by JERKER19 July 18, 2010
1. To ward off or keep away; drive back.
2. To offer resistance to; fight against.
3. To refuse to accept; reject.
4. To turn away from; spurn.
5. To cause aversion.
6. To be resistant to; be incapable of absorbing or mixing with.
7. Chatango user.
2. To offer resistance to; fight against.
3. To refuse to accept; reject.
4. To turn away from; spurn.
5. To cause aversion.
6. To be resistant to; be incapable of absorbing or mixing with.
7. Chatango user.
1. Repel insects.
2. Repel an invasion.
3. A company that was trying to repel a hostile takeover.
5. Your rudeness repels everyone.
6. Oil repels water.
7. OMG Repel is so awsome!
2. Repel an invasion.
3. A company that was trying to repel a hostile takeover.
5. Your rudeness repels everyone.
6. Oil repels water.
7. OMG Repel is so awsome!
by JERKER19 July 18, 2010
a person who is a cholo, they might belong to 69th street and be a 69er, they are as thug as it gets. the word was invented to describe ricardo g. hes straight up gangster. a lot of people wanna be thugs but cnt, THUG LIFE
by JERKER19 July 19, 2010
A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about.
by JERKER19 July 18, 2010
A "woodstock" type festival held in up north michigan every year. A great place for young adults and teens to go get drunk for a weekend and have sex in the woods. Music is played all weekend. Filled with 99 percent hippies and 1 percent random people. A great spiritual festival where everyone goes just to have a hipped out weekend, filled with fun, art, and weed!!! So many people with dreadlocks, and so many tye-dye shirts.
by JERKER19 July 18, 2010
A famous youtuber who gets over 1000 subscribers a day he is very friendly and does videos on hot topics so anyone can find something that interests them
by JERKER19 July 17, 2010