Definitions by JERKER19

mac money 

amount of money equicalent to buying a macbook i.e $1000 or more

Girl 1: You think I could afford a weave like beyonce ?

Girl 2: You got mac money ?

Girl 1: Nah, but I guess I can skip rent this month...

mac money by JERKER19 July 19, 2010

weed 

weed

Mostly green, sometimes sticky, aregono looking substance. much apprectated by pot-heads. come's in many different types and foarms (ex. purple, brown widow, hydro, orange kush...). all of witch have different potentcies of THC (what gets you high). weed is sold by the gram (dime=.10=$10, dub=.20=$20, a forty=.40=$40...). you can smoke it out of many things (pipe, bong, steam roller, joints...).

guy1: "hey man, you have any weed?"

guy2: "yah, lets go smoke."

(a sort time later...)

guy1: "man i am so high right now"

guy2: "back at ya bro."

weed by JERKER19 July 19, 2010

internebrity 

person who has become famous only after exposure on websites and blogs....

after a video goes viral, the persons involved become instant internebrities....

because of his blog, Perez-Hilton has become an internebrity.

internebrity by JERKER19 July 19, 2010

double rainbow

a very famous youtube video where a high guy watches the sky

oh my god a double rainbow

double rainbow by JERKER19 July 18, 2010

double rainbow

intense joy, coupled with extreme emotional shifts; an experience equal to an orgasm

OMG, it's a full on complete double rainbow all the way across the sky!

double rainbow by JERKER19 July 18, 2010

Adrian Peterson 

Minnesota Vikings famous running back who weras number 28 he was drafted in 2007 and won the rookie of the year award and was the player of the game in the 2007 Pro Bowl

Adrian Peterson is amazing

Adrian Peterson by JERKER19 July 18, 2010

For Pete's Peppers

An phrase used to express the pure magnitude of one's frustration towards another individual or situation. Usually preformed in conjunction with a high leg kick.

Coach Hines: "I want you to fill this cup up with your fluids pronto."

Student: "Uhh, masterbation is a sin."

Coach HInes: "God for Pete's peppers son! I'm talking about wanting a shot of your lemonade not your man gravy. Now you get back in that can and you fill this cup or I will take this whistle and wrap it around your tent maker and squeeze it out myself!"

For Pete's Peppers by JERKER19 July 18, 2010