JEREMY's definitions

cop a seat

sit down and shut up

He only in the 8th grade so he betta cop a seat!

by Jeremy December 10, 2003

biz

sound effect when playing finger guns, to destroy someone entirely, to be cripped.

I am all like biz.

by jeremy February 6, 2003

choke the money

to masterbate or "jack off"

man I gotta go choke the monkey before i go out

by jeremy May 13, 2005

turd burger

A steaming turd placed between two slices of bread. Variations include; Turd burger with cheese, Turd BLT, and the turd muffin. Although, nobody has eaten one of these before, it's believed we all will by the year 2060.

"Who the hell ate my last turd burger?I'm hungry!" - Leon

by Jeremy December 8, 2004

Unicorn

Another word for Horny.

Used in conversation otherwise not approrpiate for.

Me: Everytime i see earin, i get unicorn

You: Yeah, i love fairytales....

by Jeremy August 23, 2004

speed poop

Taking a poop really quickly

I had five minutes to get to class so i had to take a speed poop

by Jeremy September 27, 2004

Meat Flab

See vagina, pussy, cunt

Ew, look at that meat flab

by Jeremy November 27, 2004