JEREMY's definitions

techneek

Cross mix between someone who is technical and smart and geek like.. of course Neek is too old school

oh my days! Tom is such a techneek!
- patented to the Jezmaster

by Jeremy August 25, 2004

dumplung

I. the result of a sexual act which happens when a woman is licking a guys genitals, and he defecates in her mouth and kicks her in the chest at the same time, forcing her to inhale.

II. a stupid person.

"d00d, me and that girl had sex last night, i gave her a f**kin dumplung, man!"

"that guy is such a dumplung."

by jeremy January 14, 2004

Purple Hair

Leslie. Anyone named Leslie is Purple hair.

Other words, same concept: Purple Kitten, Purple Rain, Purple Happy Times woman, Leisurely of Purple.

Purple Hair sure is dressing sexy today.

by Jeremy November 7, 2004

bomb sauce

A stupid word that mostly Asians say on computer games such as Counter-Strike. See also weak sauce

Man that was bomb sauce... or something...

by Jeremy March 4, 2004

shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

by Jeremy August 22, 2006

ye ded

Used as an acknoledgement

Did you enjoy the Bus show?
Ye Ded!

by Jeremy April 7, 2003

Christmas Party

An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.

Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?

by Jeremy March 31, 2005