JEREMY's definitions

Hacky Sack Day

The first sunday of the month shall be devoted to hacky sack.

April 3, 2005

It begins

by Jeremy March 28, 2005

FamilyGuy

advantageously, attractively, creditably, extremely, gloriously, greatly, honorably, illustriously, magnanimously, most deeply, most fortunately, most fully, most highly, sincerely.-awesome; That's all that has to be said about FamilyGuy

"Oh My GOD!" *pause* "You can talk!" *very long pause*

by Jeremy April 13, 2005

reality check

A word or phrase used to bring a person back into the life of those around them, sometimes used to smash hopes and dreams.

Sean: Everyone is mean to me. I am perfect. I don't understand why people say bad things about me.
Jeremy: Sean, look at what you say to people. Nobody likes you for a reason!

by Jeremy October 22, 2003

dirt road

anal sex

I took the dirt road with her, took the dirt road

by Jeremy December 3, 2002

Count Deg

A mythological man born in the early 1800s in Sweden. It was rumored he slayed thousands of young men and served their blood to his guests. He was stabbed to death in 1930 but people say he has been reborn and lives in Illinois. He is pure evil and extremely cunning.

Count Deg is the best party host I know.

by Jeremy September 5, 2004

gpwned

see gpwnd

One who just got shown, -severely-.

Oh Kerry so just got gpwned!

by Jeremy November 27, 2004

out spout

A slang term for the penis, whether erect or not so, but being analogous to a garden spout or the mouth of a watering can.

Man, did you see R. Kelly? He was shooting from his out spout like there was no tomorrow!

by Jeremy April 18, 2005