JEFF BEAM's definitions

thirsty pack

thirty pack of beers

jeff and randi just went to the store to pick up a thirsty pack

by JEFF BEAM January 9, 2008

Ho Mosexual

A woman who relentlessly pursues gay men with the hopes of getting them to "Change Teams".

Look at the way Jane is rubbing all up on John over there trying to get with him. I guess him kissing dudes all night made her think he wasnt a poof. Shes such a Ho Mosexual

by JEFF BEAM October 25, 2012

brush hog

a cop that sits in the highway median and waits for people that speed

while driving to florida i noticed a brush hog so i let off the gas pedal

by JEFF BEAM January 25, 2006

old bitch betty

An old typicaly ugly woman who is a bitch. may also have one or several cats

yo dude old bitch betty is workin at the store today and she always cards me for smokes

by JEFF BEAM May 16, 2006

Urinal Colonel

Person who cleans,or mantians urinals.
could be a janitor or perhaps a jail trustee

Fuck man ill be a urinal Colonel for a while.
beats the hell outta shoveling shit.

Coined By Dan and Impact Weekend 08 in middleville MI

by JEFF BEAM February 24, 2008

square

one of them 4 sided folks who dont like to have any fun

jon eats meatloaf with his parents every friday and has family time

What a fuckin square

by JEFF BEAM February 24, 2008

Black Power

When Niggers "FORGET" to pay the power bill and instead run and extention cord through their grandmothers kitchen. BLACK POWER!!!

AWWW NAWWW DARYLL You spend all the welfare money on crack again. No matta jus ge da cor out da garage and run it to gramas crib NUIGGA!!! BLACK POWER SON!!!

by JEFF BEAM January 23, 2014