bendeco

Someone who will diss everything. A complete low-life
Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes "click".
by Jed January 12, 2004
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silenthalo

A pompous jackass who thinks he is better than the people around him and expresses it by making witty remarks.
Dude! You're such a silent halo.
by Jed September 12, 2003
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jedboobs

Voluptuous natural gargantuans found upon a males chest. This male is usually known as Jed.
The kid was trying to wack off but his jedboobs got in the way.
by Jed October 19, 2004
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Cunt-ron

An extreme or special class of moron.
Harry you stupid cunt-ron.
by Jed May 19, 2004
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Tijuana crime scene

This occurs when guy that is titty fucking a girl shits on her chest just before he cums... he continues to trust back and forth getting the cum and shit all over.... ie a big mess. There can be numerous variations to this
When I was done with Jane she looked like a Tijuana crime scene. Then she mademe dinner. What a dumb bitch!
by Jed June 14, 2003
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smiffy wifter

a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs
shit, here comes the smiffy wifter again
by jed January 22, 2004
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Rass

Progressive states of uncomfortability of which an anus is in after massive consumption of either alcohol or spicy foods. Stages range from mild discomfort to acid discharge (coupled with subsequent bleeding) during the course of bowel evacuation.

Etiology is of the words Raw and Ass.
"Oh my God, I had stage 4 rass yesterday...The pain was so intense I couldn't even wipe."
by Jed February 01, 2005
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