False reports

Player 1: how do u play this game
Me: bro it’s that obvious ima report u
Player 2: u can’t report someone for not knowing how to play

Me: I don’t care
player 3: hey stop doing false reports
by JDMF February 11, 2024
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Hey man that’s not cool

What you say when you get caught in 4K kissing your waifu on a pillow
*shines a flashlight*
Sandals: *kissing a pillow* hey man that’s not cool
by JDMF April 14, 2024
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A stupid quote just so cutting a line can be fair similar to telling someone life’s unfair
Asher: *cuts cameron*
Cameron: yo why did u cut me
Asher: bro we’re all going to the same place deal with it
Cameron: no
by JDMF May 28, 2024
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Short kids

The troublemakers at school who love to troll ppl including eachother I’m one of them and I’m aware of this and I like it anyways when the tall mature guy tells them off they’re the bad guy leading to the short kid to troll them even more
Short Kid 1: "Hey, look at Jake over there! He's like a giant compared to us!"

Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"

Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"

The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.

Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"

Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"

Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"

Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"

Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"

The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.

Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"

Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"

Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"

Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.
by JDMF March 06, 2024
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Elmore junior high

Person 1: so what school do u go to

Person 2: Elmore junior high

Person 1: TAKE ME WITH U
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Discord reposters

Those annoying ppl who love reposting the same shit over and over and say the chat is dying even when it’s not
A whole argument happens
Splendidred: reposts an image for the 2763rd time
Me inside: discord reposters are annoying
Me: dude stop
Splendidred: the chat is dying
Me: there’s a whole fucking argument wdym
by JDMF January 06, 2024
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Spongledobble

An evil sponge with the power to absorb water and mermaid man and barnacle boys worst enemy
*mermaid man and barnacle boy shoot some water*
*spongledobble absorbs it*
Mermaid man: he’s absorbing it like some evil sponge
by JDMF February 11, 2024
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