JDMF's definitions

Discord reposters

Those annoying ppl who love reposting the same shit over and over and say the chat is dying even when it’s not

A whole argument happens
Splendidred: reposts an image for the 2763rd time
Me inside: discord reposters are annoying
Me: dude stop
Splendidred: the chat is dying
Me: there’s a whole fucking argument wdym

by JDMF January 6, 2024

Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist

Whatever idiot did that should not exist

Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH

by JDMF December 3, 2023

The Amazing World of Gumball

Ok I’m sorry that message was to none gone who chose to hate gumball and shouldn’t exist kill him

Me: guys stop hating on the amazing world of gumball *shoots gumball haters*
Gumball haters: ahhhhhhhhh *dies*
Gumball hater ghosts: we regret what we did wahhhhh

by JDMF December 9, 2023

Short kids

The troublemakers at school who love to troll ppl including eachother I’m one of them and I’m aware of this and I like it anyways when the tall mature guy tells them off they’re the bad guy leading to the short kid to troll them even more

Short Kid 1: "Hey, look at Jake over there! He's like a giant compared to us!"

Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"

Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"

The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.

Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"

Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"

Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"

Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"

Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"

The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.

Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"

Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"

Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"

Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.

by JDMF March 6, 2024

JDMF

The coolest person in the world I need a whole god damn billboard of me but im unpopular in school but at the same time have a lot of friends I WILL GO FAR I TELL U FARRR

*in the future*

JDMF: YESSIR IM FAMOUS
*ppl cheer*

by JDMF December 8, 2023

2016-2018

The best era in memes. Basically the modern version of the 1980s back then dabbing was cool and fidget spinners and Fortnite and we all loved Minecraft Roblox and Pokémon and watched Dennis daily everyday and listen to all star and everyone isn’t as toxic as they are today.

I miss 2016-2018. Back then I was 5-7 and my fiends accepted me for who I was. But now I’m in middle school and when I dab or stuff I look like an idiot and my classmates only care about sex and drugs

by JDMF March 22, 2025

When did we ask

When that one person says something no one asked and someone says when and they say what time and the person says “did I ask”

When did we ask in a sentence

Yadiel: *insert something no one asked here*
Jordan: when
Yadiel: yesterday
Jordan: did we ask
The whole class: DAAAAAAAAMN
yadiel: *cries*

by JDMF December 22, 2023