JDMF's definitions

Elmore junior high

Literally the best school to go to

Person 1: so what school do u go to

Person 2: Elmore junior high

Person 1: TAKE ME WITH U

by JDMF June 21, 2024

Friend hunting

The action of forcing someone to be ur friend mainly when ur lonely

Lonely person: BE MY FRIEND BE MY FRIEND NOWWWWW
potential friend: no stop friend hunting ur not getting them
Lonely person: THEN U DIE

by JDMF April 6, 2024

Hey man that’s not cool

What you say when you get caught in 4K kissing your waifu on a pillow

*shines a flashlight*
Sandals: *kissing a pillow* hey man that’s not cool

by JDMF April 14, 2024

We’re all going to the same place

A stupid quote just so cutting a line can be fair similar to telling someone life’s unfair

Asher: *cuts cameron*
Cameron: yo why did u cut me
Asher: bro we’re all going to the same place deal with it
Cameron: no

by JDMF May 28, 2024

False reports

What I do everyday

Player 1: how do u play this game
Me: bro it’s that obvious ima report u
Player 2: u can’t report someone for not knowing how to play

Me: I don’t care
player 3: hey stop doing false reports

by JDMF February 11, 2024

Spongledobble

An evil sponge with the power to absorb water and mermaid man and barnacle boys worst enemy

*mermaid man and barnacle boy shoot some water*
*spongledobble absorbs it*
Mermaid man: he’s absorbing it like some evil sponge

by JDMF February 11, 2024

Conversation jumper

That one annoying asshole who no one talks to and just jumps into conversations that they weren’t involved in not to mention no one was talking to them and they do this because they’re lonely as fuck

John: "So, Sarah, what do you think about going hiking this weekend?"

Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."

Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"

John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."

Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."

by JDMF March 5, 2024