That one annoying asshole who no one talks to and just jumps into conversations that they weren’t involved in not to mention no one was talking to them and they do this because they’re lonely as fuck
John: "So, Sarah, what do you think about going hiking this weekend?"
Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."
Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"
John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."
Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."
Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."
Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"
John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."
Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."
by JDMF March 06, 2024
Someone: gumball sucks
Me: *pulls out a gun* change that right now
the person: OK THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL IS THE BEST SHOW EVER
Me: *pulls out a gun* change that right now
the person: OK THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL IS THE BEST SHOW EVER
by JDMF October 10, 2023
Me: guys stop hating on the amazing world of gumball *shoots gumball haters*
Gumball haters: ahhhhhhhhh *dies*
Gumball hater ghosts: we regret what we did wahhhhh
Gumball haters: ahhhhhhhhh *dies*
Gumball hater ghosts: we regret what we did wahhhhh
by JDMF December 10, 2023
Clearly me real life just feels like a show and I’m the main character and there has been proof like ppl arguing over who’s role someone is (which is background) sentence below 👇
Sentence 1
Josiah: she’s a background character
Jayden: no she’s a side character
Josiah: no she’s a background character
(Obviously background for me)
Sentence 2
Malachi: I’m the main character
Me: no I am
Kenheil: that’s cap
Javien: ur that one character who only appears in 2 episodes and doesn’t appear for the rest of the season
Javien: Excactly
Me: ur just mad because ur just side characters
Josiah: she’s a background character
Jayden: no she’s a side character
Josiah: no she’s a background character
(Obviously background for me)
Sentence 2
Malachi: I’m the main character
Me: no I am
Kenheil: that’s cap
Javien: ur that one character who only appears in 2 episodes and doesn’t appear for the rest of the season
Javien: Excactly
Me: ur just mad because ur just side characters
by JDMF January 13, 2024
Those annoying ppl who love reposting the same shit over and over and say the chat is dying even when it’s not
A whole argument happens
Splendidred: reposts an image for the 2763rd time
Me inside: discord reposters are annoying
Me: dude stop
Splendidred: the chat is dying
Me: there’s a whole fucking argument wdym
Splendidred: reposts an image for the 2763rd time
Me inside: discord reposters are annoying
Me: dude stop
Splendidred: the chat is dying
Me: there’s a whole fucking argument wdym
by JDMF January 06, 2024
Player 1: how do u play this game
Me: bro it’s that obvious ima report u
Player 2: u can’t report someone for not knowing how to play
Me: I don’t care
player 3: hey stop doing false reports
Me: bro it’s that obvious ima report u
Player 2: u can’t report someone for not knowing how to play
Me: I don’t care
player 3: hey stop doing false reports
by JDMF February 11, 2024
The coolest person in the world I need a whole god damn billboard of me but im unpopular in school but at the same time have a lot of friends I WILL GO FAR I TELL U FARRR
by JDMF December 08, 2023