JD's definitions

OPtimus-JD

Once just a normal everyday kind of guy. One day he was given the matrix of leadership from Optimus Prime and his life has never been the same. Optimus-JD fights for the rights of all pie loving beings everywhere as "Pie is the right of all sentient beings".

Optimus-JD rules.

by JD September 2, 2003

Snatch Net

A womans under garment, which, guards her snatch from chafing

"when i took off her pants it revealed her pink snatch net"

by JD February 10, 2004

sunfire

a pontiac sunfire has less air resistance than a stealth bomber.

sporty car made by gm with a spoiler on the back.

where did you get that pontiac sunfire

by jd February 19, 2005

slugger

an erection, sometimes proceeded by "louisville" -- "louisville slugger." inspired by the great baseball bat brand.

brendan got a louisville slugger

by jd August 1, 2004

Rape

To absolutely destroy or take advantage of.

Those dumb villagers got raped by the insurance salesman.

by JD January 23, 2003

amazon jungle

a hairy ass fucking pussy.

Epov's snatch

by JD February 11, 2004

piss pound

Total vaginal annihilation caused by the inability to handle unusually large male sex organs.

Back in the day, JB used to piss pound U of I ladies on a regular basis.

by JD May 10, 2004