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stached

"Yo man, I wouldn't go near that stached scrag!"
by jd April 16, 2006
mugGet the stachedmug.

Jono

Raddest fucking dude ever,
Sexy man bitch
Jono is the raddest fucking dude ever
by jd September 15, 2003
mugGet the Jonomug.

desert strike

a video game for super nintendo which is simply impossible to beat. The makers of the game were pissed at the world and took it out on 8 year old kids who have alot of freee time on their hands.
by jd December 9, 2003
mugGet the desert strikemug.

jinx

a curse

the fact that something always goes wrong when a certain item/person is involved means that the item/person is jinxed
Yeah, that guy sure was jinxed. He broke an axle from three of his just-purchased brand new Rolls-Royces while wheeling down the freeway. The dealer eventually sold him a Toyota Corolla, but that thing broke down too. Imagine!
by Jd May 3, 2004
mugGet the jinxmug.

OPtimus-JD

Once just a normal everyday kind of guy. One day he was given the matrix of leadership from Optimus Prime and his life has never been the same. Optimus-JD fights for the rights of all pie loving beings everywhere as "Pie is the right of all sentient beings".
Optimus-JD rules.
by JD September 2, 2003
mugGet the OPtimus-JDmug.

Snatch Net

A womans under garment, which, guards her snatch from chafing
"when i took off her pants it revealed her pink snatch net"
by JD February 10, 2004
mugGet the Snatch Netmug.

makin bacon

When two pigs "pork" each other, they're makin bacon.
Those two pigs are rolling in the mud makin bacon.
by JD February 11, 2005
mugGet the makin baconmug.

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