JD's definitions

Purple Paisley

Cheap party drink mix made with 2 cups of Zima, 2 cups grape kool-aid and a splash of lemonade.

Named for the guy who came up with the mix.

We can't afford vodka so lets make some purple paisleys.

by jd January 3, 2005

spider bush

a unkempt female pubic area;opposite of "shaved".

ishe wasnt expecting to hook up so she got caught with a spider bush

by jd July 13, 2004

kashbibble

stait up liah, also like an extreme insult

man yo she be kasbibblin your white ass

she so freakin' kashbibble my main man

by JD February 10, 2005

free willy

Former President Clinton's favorite movie. He saw it with Monica Lewinski.

Clinton: This is my favorite part of the, ugh , movie.
Monica: Wow! Look at that blowhole spew!

by JD February 8, 2005

Daining Syndrome

Term used to describe someone with chronic masturbation habbits. Seveteen times in one day.

Damn negro u got a mad case of daining syndrome.

by JD November 24, 2004

slugger

an erection, sometimes proceeded by "louisville" -- "louisville slugger." inspired by the great baseball bat brand.

brendan got a louisville slugger

by jd August 1, 2004

Rape

To absolutely destroy or take advantage of.

Those dumb villagers got raped by the insurance salesman.

by JD January 23, 2003