JD's definitions

PENIS

Ugly rod shaped organ on a male. Hideous looking sexual organ, end looks like a mushroom. Also stinks like fish if not washed on a regular basis.
No women like to suck it - they just do to make the man happy, It really tastes like shit. a Hideous organ men should hide and should only beused in the dark for pleasure and not be shown.
Used for procreation, other than that worthless.

a mushroom'
a hideous looking sexual organ
tastes like a mixture of fish and salt
sometimes has sexual diseases

by jd February 19, 2005

go'n git... fukt

Created back in the day, by the wasted fucks, JD & Doddy. Simplified (drunk) version of "go and get fucked!"

Basically means a harsh refusal to an offer or proposal.

Minger#1: hey JD, wanna get a drink?
JD: GO'N GIT!...
*heard from across the pub*
Doddy: FUKT!
Minger#1: *sooks and runs away*

SUCCESS!

by JD February 1, 2005

stached

A female with vast sexual experience and appetite.

"Yo man, I wouldn't go near that stached scrag!"

by jd April 16, 2006

jd

1. to smoke cock

give me a jd bitch!

by jd March 22, 2003

Lowey

An ok guy, who has a tendency to be rather a nob sometimes

Me: "Hey, lowey, why are you highlighting words on the school ICT regulations"
Lowey: "I'm just trying to find some loopholes, so I can hack into the school network without getting into trouble"
Me: "Fun"
Lowey: "I know, great, isn't it"

by JD March 9, 2005

rusty trombone

"tossin the salad while yankin the tubesteak smothered in underwear. unless there is some wanted or unwanted gas. then it's reffered to as a rusty gillespie."
In addition to the above statement, there is also the secondary humor involved with the muffled low end sound that would actually come out of a rusty trombine.

sheryl found that the old rusty trombone could play a perfect b flat

by jd March 31, 2004

half sack

n: half 8th of ganja, usually priced at $25 depending on availability and quality of the herbal

I didn't have the money for a full 8th so i just bought a half sack

by jd May 2, 2004